I'm tired, and not because I was ridin' an' ropin' cattle out on a dusty plain.
I spent what was probably our last warm, beautiful fall weekend with my team riding bikes... hard.
Totals for the tree days...
17 hours
350 miles
1 crash
6 doughnuts
30+ ass hamster jokes
18,000 calories burnt
1 Super Burrito (at least 5000 back in)
One last thing of note, besides my incredibly chapped ass, is that I came away from this weekend with a renewed hope for the election.
My team is out in West Michigan (Kalamazoo to be precise), haven (and brithplace) of the Republican Party (and the KKK, go figure). I rode my bike on 350 miles of West Michigan, "Bush Country" roads and saw more Kerry/Edwards signs than I could throw a thumbs up at.
If they can get West Michigan, they can get anywhere.
Then, on the way home, I saw the new Bush/Cheney billboards - giant American Flags with simple slogans on them...
Just before I vomited I read, "One Nation, under God." ... the "under" was underlined.
"uh, no, I uh, swear I'm sticking to the separation of church and state... uh, no really"
Now he's just insulting our intelligence by being so obvious.
I spent what was probably our last warm, beautiful fall weekend with my team riding bikes... hard.
Totals for the tree days...
17 hours
350 miles
1 crash
6 doughnuts
30+ ass hamster jokes
18,000 calories burnt
1 Super Burrito (at least 5000 back in)
One last thing of note, besides my incredibly chapped ass, is that I came away from this weekend with a renewed hope for the election.
My team is out in West Michigan (Kalamazoo to be precise), haven (and brithplace) of the Republican Party (and the KKK, go figure). I rode my bike on 350 miles of West Michigan, "Bush Country" roads and saw more Kerry/Edwards signs than I could throw a thumbs up at.
If they can get West Michigan, they can get anywhere.
Then, on the way home, I saw the new Bush/Cheney billboards - giant American Flags with simple slogans on them...
Just before I vomited I read, "One Nation, under God." ... the "under" was underlined.
"uh, no, I uh, swear I'm sticking to the separation of church and state... uh, no really"
Now he's just insulting our intelligence by being so obvious.
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No, that wasn't it. I'm still waiting for that to crash and burn.
the contradiction...its...agh...logic...non existant...malfunction *explodes*