What a bullshit update, I can't believe you people let me get away with that shit. Of course, that was Jonathan Richman - but still, low class of me.
Now, let's talk about the Tour today. This is shaping up to not only be a textbook example of how to dominate the world's best - but how to do so with class, dignity, and serenity.
Today when Jan Ullrich attacked, Lance just sat in and carefully reeled him back in with the help of his team. When the four of them reached the line, Lance showed that he was not just out to win in Paris, but he was going to win in every little town along the way... as he excecuted a flawless 4-up sprint for the stage win.
Here's to Lance. Doing it right, 6 times in a row.
IN A ROW
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Update
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L'Alpe D'Huez in less than 40 minutes, passing his 2 minute man. 6 is in the bag - he is a machine. A MACHINE.
Now, let's talk about the Tour today. This is shaping up to not only be a textbook example of how to dominate the world's best - but how to do so with class, dignity, and serenity.
Today when Jan Ullrich attacked, Lance just sat in and carefully reeled him back in with the help of his team. When the four of them reached the line, Lance showed that he was not just out to win in Paris, but he was going to win in every little town along the way... as he excecuted a flawless 4-up sprint for the stage win.
Here's to Lance. Doing it right, 6 times in a row.
IN A ROW
******
Update
******
L'Alpe D'Huez in less than 40 minutes, passing his 2 minute man. 6 is in the bag - he is a machine. A MACHINE.
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I swear it makes sense.