mk700c

Hi there,

Despite my pleas to hold the ceremony in the reptile house or at least the lion den, my sister decided she'd have her zoo wedding in the butterfly sanctuary.

Sure it will probably be beautiful and all. I just thought having small animals and what nots being utterly destroyed by lions and/or alligators would have been a handy metaphor.

So tomorrow is the big day, and I still need to get them a present. Seeng as it's too late to get a dildo monogramed (I don't think didlo-engravers work on Saturdays), I'm thinking of going the picture frame route or perhaps a bottle of wine? If you have any ideas, surely I'd like to hear them as obviously I don't have much experience in the wedding gift department; I have no idea what is appropriate.

I do know it has to be for both of them as my original plan to buy Tony a new bike was utterly destroyed by my sister as he and I were discussing how badly he needed one, "and you are NOT getting him one for our wedding."

Maybe that was the metaphor.

Well, I think the greatest gift I could give them at this point is hopping myself up on enough Sudafed as to not hack a phlem-wad into the priest's eye from row three mid-ceremony.

how awkward.