mjthekracker

I am leaving my apartment tomorrow. I'm up late taking down my posters and moving my life around. Not much fun. I dont want to have to move my Abby Road poster one more time. Why do i keep moving? Why do I put such elaborate things on my walls. It took me an hour to take down Where the WIld Things Are( i have the whole book on my wall).

I want to move to the "Big Rock Candy Mountains."

So it looks like its Venice bound for me. I dont know how great an area Venice is but I seem to like the people that are around. This is such bad timing to be moving, I'm so busy.

I auditioned for a At&t commercial today. The casting assistant who was running the auditions said my hair was "out of hand" and could I go in the bathroom and fix it. I said "would you like me to cut it off, or wear a hat because I didnt know it needed to be fixed. I just wore a sock hat and smiled real big, I hate hollywood sometimes. You saw my headshot, dont call me in if you think my hair is too big, eat my shit.

i wrote a new song today. It's called "unabashed tourist." I'm a genious!

"I'm so god damn horny that the butt crack of dawn better be careful around me."
- Tom Waits