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I'm off the wagon! Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I'm getting the fuck off the wagon. I'm going to drink several pints can paint myself happy. "What's the celebration," you ask, well fuckit is it. It's National Fuckit Day! That'a right, line up, come one coma all to the joyful occasion of NFD. You to can revel in the wonderful crowds lining Ludlow street as the supermodels swagger by. I'm about to, in sound mind and body, go down to "fun town" and kick ass. Be on the lookout. I might be at Max Fish, Motorcity, or le secret stuperfucking hip bar off of the beaten track.

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