mizzzzzz

i stepped in something today without knowing it, and i was in a dollar store, and was like, wtf, my foot doesnt feel right, it didnt reek or anything so i figured it was gum or something.
anyhoo, in the dollar store, i scraped the bottom of my shoe on the bottom shelf.
it was shit.
huge menging gross shit, all over the dollar store craft section.
i bolted outta there like nobodys business.
after checking out the fridge magnets of course , anyhoo, i got a wicked sunburn today.
the only thing i put lotion on was tattoos.
fucking moron i am

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