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argos:
puppies!
tiamat:
so adorable!
OMG ITS THREE MINUTES INTO SARAHS BIRTHDAY!! HAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY *cough*blowjob *cough* VEGAN *cough* WARRIOR
friedbanana105:
blowjob vegan warrior? wasn't that a show on the WB?
nephares6:
that's cool. a little foggy and confusing, but cool.
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veganjihad:
people should die
veganjihad:
people should die
so, while kathy and i were shopping at value village the other day (thrift store)
we came across these BEN WA BALLS (used for vaginal strengthening, or as a sex toy) in the jewelry display case.
ooh dear god.
i called value village to inform them
me:hi, umm, i just thought id let you know that there is something in your store, you might not...
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we came across these BEN WA BALLS (used for vaginal strengthening, or as a sex toy) in the jewelry display case.
ooh dear god.
i called value village to inform them
me:hi, umm, i just thought id let you know that there is something in your store, you might not...
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friedbanana105:
hey, great idea, though... imagine what they'd be like if you could play a little tune on them! 
wadewalker:
ha ha, awesome.
Thanks for posting this picture, I hate going in there. I always think it's going to be fun but then after about two minutes it becomes incredibly depressing sifting through old crap.
Thanks for posting this picture, I hate going in there. I always think it's going to be fun but then after about two minutes it becomes incredibly depressing sifting through old crap.
friedbanana105:
wtf? it is being autopsied too? 
faithless000:
awesome.
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plain_ol_jane:
that is gorgeous!
lulumae:
Wow. That little into-the-armpit spot is super fun, eh?
XOX-L
XOX-L
malloreigh:
HAHAHA
i love that video.
i love that video.
friedbanana105:
oh gawd, not those guys again!
i didn't realize they got the girls so hot and bothered, though...
i didn't realize they got the girls so hot and bothered, though...
i love when my eyes crust closed in the morning.
friedbanana105:
you will never see this comment.
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godlessnerd:
your pug is the coolest!
plain_ol_jane:
Danica, you wouldn't happen to be the same Danica from the victoria_bc community on LJ, would you?
I'm plain_ol_jane of LJ community, but you probably guessed that by my name.
I was wondering what the cost for getting me tongue pierced were and the specs about it, like how long it would take to heal, cost, whether it'll take me two years to be able to talk normally again, etc. I'll probably get you to do it because you get good reviews on LiveJournal and all (if that is who you are). Anyway, that is all.
I'm plain_ol_jane of LJ community, but you probably guessed that by my name.
I was wondering what the cost for getting me tongue pierced were and the specs about it, like how long it would take to heal, cost, whether it'll take me two years to be able to talk normally again, etc. I'll probably get you to do it because you get good reviews on LiveJournal and all (if that is who you are). Anyway, that is all.
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friedbanana105:
wow, that's some pucker you've got there... and yes, i saw the filename...
fishbat:
ewwww 
i have no voice.
answering the phones RULES.
answering the phones RULES.
friedbanana105:
don't tempt me...
faithless000:
i got the craziest phone call today...
this guy is probably like a tom waits impersonator, cos he had the most ridiculous scratchy-smoked-out voice ever, like o-m-g-he's-gonna-die, and he goes, "hello, this is microsoft..."
i'm like, fuck there onto us and our illegit copy of NT server.
you should call up people with your evil voice and pretend to be the devil.
or not.
this guy is probably like a tom waits impersonator, cos he had the most ridiculous scratchy-smoked-out voice ever, like o-m-g-he's-gonna-die, and he goes, "hello, this is microsoft..."
i'm like, fuck there onto us and our illegit copy of NT server.
you should call up people with your evil voice and pretend to be the devil.
or not.
still up with the best dry cough EVAH...
holy crap, its past midnight!!
*piaff*
holy crap, its past midnight!!
*piaff*
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ophelia:
but your cold voice is so hot.
I went home and jerked off after I saw you yesterday.
I went home and jerked off after I saw you yesterday.
friedbanana105:
you see, you should stop your complaining... one person's sickness is another person's aphrodisiac!
*cough*
*cough*