All I can say is WOW! My birthday party last night was freaking fun! Thank you to those who showed up, I love you greatly and for the embarrassing moments? Juan, I hope you caught them all on your camera! Here's some of the shit I remember...
I remember a whipped cream/chocolate cake fight with Tiffany. My dress was up most of the night. Crinoline being taken off. A lap dance. Empty bathroom. Dragging my boyfriend into the stall with me (NOTHING HAPPENED...that bathroom is gross). My garter falling off into the toilet. Saying "FUCK IT". Coming out of the stall and received a standing ovation from the massive crowd standing in the not-so-empty bathroom. Shooting the remaining 3 garters at people in the bar. I paid for ONE beer (I chipped in!). Taking half a shot so that I didn't fight. My DD was NOT my designated driver...she was the designated drinker. Which is what we do best!!! Running barefoot through the freezing parking lot.
What I DON'T remember is getting in the car, riding home, getting naked and running through the house (???), getting re-dressed and going outside for a much needed cigarette that I only smoked a portion of, getting naked again, throwing my chucks across the room and passing the fuck out.
SO, cheers to all and till next year!
xoxoxoxox
I remember a whipped cream/chocolate cake fight with Tiffany. My dress was up most of the night. Crinoline being taken off. A lap dance. Empty bathroom. Dragging my boyfriend into the stall with me (NOTHING HAPPENED...that bathroom is gross). My garter falling off into the toilet. Saying "FUCK IT". Coming out of the stall and received a standing ovation from the massive crowd standing in the not-so-empty bathroom. Shooting the remaining 3 garters at people in the bar. I paid for ONE beer (I chipped in!). Taking half a shot so that I didn't fight. My DD was NOT my designated driver...she was the designated drinker. Which is what we do best!!! Running barefoot through the freezing parking lot.
What I DON'T remember is getting in the car, riding home, getting naked and running through the house (???), getting re-dressed and going outside for a much needed cigarette that I only smoked a portion of, getting naked again, throwing my chucks across the room and passing the fuck out.
SO, cheers to all and till next year!
xoxoxoxox
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Now you do the same! I want to see some of the ones on your camera.
Jessie's B-day Party!
shake it like a rattlesnake