Just a short list of my favourite silly alternative terms for more common terms/actions
1. Boobs/tits = Lung Mittens
2. Pussy= Twinkle Cave
3. Queef= Cunt Grunt
4. Bum/arse= Human Equator
5. Cock = Tummy Banana
6. Wanking= The Sticky Belly
Just a short list :)
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cripplethreat:
You had me at cunt grunt.
mitchymitch93:
@motherofdragons good to know 😜