Last night, Evan and I went to see Clutch. They are always fun to see. Whenever they have played here lately though, the opening bands haven't been all too great. They remedied that last night though with Kamchatka from Sweden. They were pretty rockin. They even covered Devo's Auto Mowdown. Clutch played a lot of obscure older songs along with newer songs. They played 2 new jams and 2 songs from Jam Room. 
The fun thing about seeing Clutch is all the different people that venture out. Of course, half the people there are 'that guy.' If you remember your PCU, that means they're wearing the shirt of the band they're going to see. There's just an eclectic mix of people though. You have the normal rockers, jocks, preps, emo kids, stupid bitchy girl friends, and I even saw a goth kid. Whee! You can always spot the girl friends. You know they just came cuz they didn't want their man to go any where alone. You know they don't know who the band is, and they don't care. You can usually tell this by the giant purse, clubbing outfits, and pointy toed shoes. You have to love the look on the faces when they get pushed in to.
I'm a firm believer that if you don't want to be pushed around, dance around, jump up and down, etc. you should get off the fucking floor. There is a balcony for a reason. There were a few perpetrators around us last night. One couple were 'the make out kids' who repeatedly slam into you while trying practically fuck their girl friend. This is not My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. You should not attempt to have sex in the crowd. I got sick of him pushing me and gave him a good elbow to the back. I hope you bit her tongue, jackass. Another couple were 'the statues.' They didn't even appear to enjoy the show. They didn't sing along, dance, or even clap at the end of the show. They just stood there with the same stone face and attempted not to get hit. Gotta love that steady held arm out to protect the girl. pfft.
My favorite of the night though was an emo girl with her boy friend. There she was in the crowd, all decked out in her best Hot Topic Invader Zim shirt and pentagram earrings. Dude had a tight hold on her, but you could see on her face that she was terrified. The first time some sweaty dude ran into her, the tears started up. She tried to get her boy friend to go but he wasn't having it. He wouldn't let her leave either. So she cried. I thought it was hilarious.
The fun thing about seeing Clutch is all the different people that venture out. Of course, half the people there are 'that guy.' If you remember your PCU, that means they're wearing the shirt of the band they're going to see. There's just an eclectic mix of people though. You have the normal rockers, jocks, preps, emo kids, stupid bitchy girl friends, and I even saw a goth kid. Whee! You can always spot the girl friends. You know they just came cuz they didn't want their man to go any where alone. You know they don't know who the band is, and they don't care. You can usually tell this by the giant purse, clubbing outfits, and pointy toed shoes. You have to love the look on the faces when they get pushed in to.
I'm a firm believer that if you don't want to be pushed around, dance around, jump up and down, etc. you should get off the fucking floor. There is a balcony for a reason. There were a few perpetrators around us last night. One couple were 'the make out kids' who repeatedly slam into you while trying practically fuck their girl friend. This is not My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. You should not attempt to have sex in the crowd. I got sick of him pushing me and gave him a good elbow to the back. I hope you bit her tongue, jackass. Another couple were 'the statues.' They didn't even appear to enjoy the show. They didn't sing along, dance, or even clap at the end of the show. They just stood there with the same stone face and attempted not to get hit. Gotta love that steady held arm out to protect the girl. pfft.
My favorite of the night though was an emo girl with her boy friend. There she was in the crowd, all decked out in her best Hot Topic Invader Zim shirt and pentagram earrings. Dude had a tight hold on her, but you could see on her face that she was terrified. The first time some sweaty dude ran into her, the tears started up. She tried to get her boy friend to go but he wasn't having it. He wouldn't let her leave either. So she cried. I thought it was hilarious.
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emotedcreations:
lol, I'm actually not from there. I just like it saying "emotedcreations: King of Prussia" . I actually did a search for weirdest city names to find it, and I liked it the best. I wanted to be from Timbuktu, but SG won't let you do cities for foreign countries. 
. I actually did a search for weirdest city names to find it, and I liked it the best. I wanted to be from Timbuktu, but SG won't let you do cities for foreign countries. 
zombie_nirbhao:
closing the cover puts my computer to "sleep," but that's not enough for right now. I am planning on a new computer before I go back to school, but I am procrastinating