Tell me something true or something funny or both.
I once broke up with a guy for grossing me out.
We were at his house and he was making himself a slice of pie. It was cherry pie so I didn't want any. I hate cherries. They remind me of the dentist. Anyway, he goes to put whipped cream on it and you can see that there is green mold around the top the container. He took his dollop from the center of it...not extremely terrible. Then he proceeded to run his finger around the container and lick it off. Mold and all. I was thoroughly disgusted.
The next day when he popped in at my work, it was like, Yeah we gotta talk.
and that was that.
I'm debating divorcing Evan right now for using the cat food can saver lid on a can of pineapple. The lid was clean though, so I guess I'll forgive him.
I once broke up with a guy for grossing me out.
We were at his house and he was making himself a slice of pie. It was cherry pie so I didn't want any. I hate cherries. They remind me of the dentist. Anyway, he goes to put whipped cream on it and you can see that there is green mold around the top the container. He took his dollop from the center of it...not extremely terrible. Then he proceeded to run his finger around the container and lick it off. Mold and all. I was thoroughly disgusted.
The next day when he popped in at my work, it was like, Yeah we gotta talk.
and that was that.
I'm debating divorcing Evan right now for using the cat food can saver lid on a can of pineapple. The lid was clean though, so I guess I'll forgive him.
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oh that's just fantastic! LOL. that would gross me out too. who eats mold, willingly?!
when I worked at HH and had a bitchy customer, I'd scrape the droppings on the counter onto their pizza.
but I made it ok with myself because it was a 500 degree oven. but just the thought made me laugh. that's why I will NEVER EVER fuck with the people that make my food!