This is what i've been reading lately. with the new job it makes more and more sence. i can pick out the types of customers that she talks about and find the same ones that come to my store. it's silly how small the world is and how stereotypes come from real people.
i also stole this from _medea_'s journal. i hope she doesn't mind, cuz i find it amazing! i totally want a transformer car! gawd do i want one... (if anyone needs an x-mas idea for me....
)
plus in the spirit of me newish job. make your own pr0n flick! you can be the star! with the Porn-O-matic! (plot? who needs plot?)
what's your story? post it here!
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A Common Night
by Minx
There you are, lounging around the sorority house wearing nothing but a latex cheerleader's outfit in your high school colors when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you stash the inflatable sheep under the couch and are happy to see the whole high school cheerleading team grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you masturbate, amused by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you eat all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of incense as 69 people are now writhing in a pile on the floor fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.
Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They grab the incriminating Polaroids and run and you turn them over to the Jehovah's Witnesses as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
i also stole this from _medea_'s journal. i hope she doesn't mind, cuz i find it amazing! i totally want a transformer car! gawd do i want one... (if anyone needs an x-mas idea for me....
)
plus in the spirit of me newish job. make your own pr0n flick! you can be the star! with the Porn-O-matic! (plot? who needs plot?)
what's your story? post it here!
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A Common Night
by Minx
There you are, lounging around the sorority house wearing nothing but a latex cheerleader's outfit in your high school colors when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you stash the inflatable sheep under the couch and are happy to see the whole high school cheerleading team grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you masturbate, amused by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you eat all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of incense as 69 people are now writhing in a pile on the floor fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.
Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They grab the incriminating Polaroids and run and you turn them over to the Jehovah's Witnesses as the cheesy music fades out.
The End.
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heh... what would we do with this set that I might take... and not send in?
Hell's Angel Hullabalooza
by Amadeus
There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse counting dirty drug money, wearing nothing but socks and a pirate hat (the big kind with the frills) when suddenly the proximity alarm clock goes off!
Surprised, you put your motorcycle boots on (for traction), open the door, and are happy to see the whole high school cheerleading team grinning.
As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start singing bawdy pirate songs, elated by the amount of pussy that confronts you.
Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Suicide Girls calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you fuck all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of burning Chunky stew you left on the stove as dozens of people are now writhing in a pile fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.
Suddenly you look up and see MistressMinx staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught!
Fade to black.
The End.