mistressminx

Wowee did I have a ton of fun this weekend!

On Saturday the (almost) whole SG Vagina Crew got together for fun and debauchery followed later by many a shenanigan.

We started out the evening at Earls at 8pm eating, drinking and being merry. There was many a martini enjoyed by the tip of the penis table, before it had grown balls. Oh, wait, penis table right so! We started out with two long rectangle tables and a round one on the end. But, as the evening continued and people kept on arriving we ended up adding more tables to the mix, and as it ended up the set-up looked something like this:


Hawt, eh? So, the tip of the penis-table which consisted of CooL_SpoT, Dolce, Tensix, BradethQ, DespairFactor, hamptone, Kasara and myself. The shaft consisted of Ovida, Beledi, Applejax, mrOmega, ClicheGuevara, et al. and the balls were plenty taken care of by WhiteWidow, PiratePete, 4M, SuitsMe, and KillSwitched.

After many a shenanigan happened at the Earls, we all more or less went our separate ways. Some had real life things they had to do and responsibilities they were responsible for and went home after the eats, but the OTHERS went out and had mucha fun! After dropping Kasara and DespairFactor off at their respective after-SG-parties, hamptone, Tensix, CooL_SpoT and myself all went out to the after, after party we re-joined forces with 4M, Suitsme and mrOmega and rocked out with our cocks out at an apartment party two blocks away from my house! w00t! It was good times. We even had our own LightSwitchRave (with music and all) that everyone else was totally excluded from! neener neener!

After had-ings were had, we went back to ma place where KD and strippers seduced us. Mr. Tensix had to wonder back home in his HUGE ass truck (of DOOM!!) but there was plenty of fun had by the remaining crew. As I said, I switched into my alter ego of Super Host and whipped up the boys some good ol KD as they lounged around my couch (FUTON) drinking alcohol and flipping through porn mags. After food was ready we settled in for a good night of KD and Stripper Fights. Oh, the things I get from work! Dont worry; I didnt actually pay money for thisthing I just borrowed the staff copy from work. (cuz some things are sooo weird you have to at least see it once! ) It. Was. Interesting If soft-core-porno-lesbo-action-cuts-to-whitetrash-brawls is considered interesting that is It was defiantly an experience

After that the sleepiness kicked in and CooL_SpoT headed toward bed as hamptone and myself stayed up waiting for his cab to come to escort him home. All I remember is some fucked up conversation about Dudley the Dragon in a bikini Im not sure if a) I just dreamt that happening or b) that I wanted to remember it happening if it did but I guess I did. So now I have to live with that memory *brain explodes*

Some good sleepies and then some food, shopping and shenanigans happened on Sunday. Including terrorizing Wal-Mart with Asthenia, CooL_SpoT, Ryan and co. (that was fun!) and then having some fun and drinkies at BPs before CooL_SpoT and I went over to our friends house for some home cooked meal-ee goodness! Oh, god! That was frigging amazing! Man can S cook! Wha! Id recommend him to all my friends!

Ya, so now Ive spent too much time online and not enough time actually sleeping like apparently my body wants to do! (*grumble, grumble stupid body*)
So, I will say ado! And Happy WhateverTheHellYouBelieveIn! And that we should all get together and have good times again WARRY soon!
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Happy Stuff!
(And Ill leave you with some ever-cute Lenore: )