mistresscrabby

I have to admit there are some things I have seen and read today that have amused me terribly. I don't know why but I thought I would share them here.

I LOVE craigslist. I browse it for amusement. Usually the people trying to hook-up through the casual encounters is enough to make me laugh. For me the best one of all time iwas a gay man posted that he and his partner were looking to find a guy to mess around with at the place I was working at the time. I spent the night looking at gay men trying to figure out who wanted a blow job in the bathroom or parking lot. Anyway, today I found this announcement in the for sale section of my local craigslist.
WHAT THE FUCK IS POSTPHONED????? And what kind of moron thinks this is what postponed is??? I'm kind of a grammar/spelling stickler and this one just blew me away. I know every day that people are just idiots, but this postphoned thing is killing me.

Postphoned is how a person feels after phone sex.


Earlier this evening I was watching What Not to Wear. During this episode was a commercial for Clearblue pregnancy tests. The Clearblue people were touting the next generation of pregnancy tests. This is a direct quote from the ad.

"Without a doubt it's the most sophisticated piece of technology you will ever pee on."


I don't know about that. I know people who've dropped cell phones and ipods in the toiled and peed on them. I guess they mean you'll actually want to pee on it. If you're pregnant it will give you a smiley face so only women who want their pregnancy test to be positive should use it.

Still, I am chuckling to myself about the fact it's actually in the Clearblue add. Pee on this.