Earthquakes, Halo 3, Misogyny
- I in no way hate women....well I kinda do....just the bitchy ones.
- However shooting a woman in halo 3 is one of the most satisfying things I've ever done. Hands down. Now like I said I don't hate women it's just that nameless face in that mask is just another way to let out the chicks who wronged me. I know, I'm a bad boy for doing that but tagging a broad with about 80 spikes from a dual wielded spiker gun and hearing them yell out in pain is one of the most satisfying things I've ever felt, and since I'm playing at Sean's house most of the time we just light up like two little scamps on Christmas looking over our new presents, in this case the digital corpse of a female gamer It's like a good ol fashion grindhouse movie:
Sean: So what do you want to do with the body?
Chris: I dunno, what do you want to do with it?
Sean: Wanna teabag it and I'll take a screen capture?
Chris: Totally.
::Chris commences to teabag digital body of a female gamer::
Chris: that was awesome!
Sean: yeah I dig how you got the energy sword and started twirling it around like a turn of the century cop walking his beat while teabagging her.
Chris: Freaking awesome, sir. Check this shit out...
::Chris begins to shoot the face of the digital body of the dead gamer:
Chris: Hehe....Just gave her the money shot.
Sean: umm wow...
Chris:...you did get that on screencap right?
Sean: well duh...just didn't think you'd call it....that
Chris: Well you aint seen nothing yet...
::Chris then starts to elbow the body from behind repeatedly::
Sean:......What was that?
Chris: You can call me DP from now on!
Sean: Why would I do that?
Chris: Cause I just donkey Punc- OH GOD!!!!
::Chris just get stuck with a sticky grenade by the respawned female gamer::
-See I really don't hate them, cause I get so consumed in my hate I forget that they do respawn and are probably pissed at what I did to their dead digital body.
-Oh and for the earthquake, yeah playing Halo 3 while that went down...which is it's own weird thing, cause Sean went to get up and I raised my voice...I didn't yell...and said "DUDE GET BACK HERE AND FINISH THIS!! WE ARE WINNING!!" he was headed for a door way...pssshhh doesn't he know their are red guys waiting to be shot by us? Wasn't till the next day my co-worker pointed out I cared more about dying in the game then in real life...Which I have to disagree with cause if our team lost, we would have went down in rankings and that's not good. All I'm saying is...we won...that's all that matters.
- I in no way hate women....well I kinda do....just the bitchy ones.
- However shooting a woman in halo 3 is one of the most satisfying things I've ever done. Hands down. Now like I said I don't hate women it's just that nameless face in that mask is just another way to let out the chicks who wronged me. I know, I'm a bad boy for doing that but tagging a broad with about 80 spikes from a dual wielded spiker gun and hearing them yell out in pain is one of the most satisfying things I've ever felt, and since I'm playing at Sean's house most of the time we just light up like two little scamps on Christmas looking over our new presents, in this case the digital corpse of a female gamer It's like a good ol fashion grindhouse movie:
Sean: So what do you want to do with the body?
Chris: I dunno, what do you want to do with it?
Sean: Wanna teabag it and I'll take a screen capture?
Chris: Totally.
::Chris commences to teabag digital body of a female gamer::
Chris: that was awesome!
Sean: yeah I dig how you got the energy sword and started twirling it around like a turn of the century cop walking his beat while teabagging her.
Chris: Freaking awesome, sir. Check this shit out...
::Chris begins to shoot the face of the digital body of the dead gamer:
Chris: Hehe....Just gave her the money shot.
Sean: umm wow...
Chris:...you did get that on screencap right?
Sean: well duh...just didn't think you'd call it....that
Chris: Well you aint seen nothing yet...
::Chris then starts to elbow the body from behind repeatedly::
Sean:......What was that?
Chris: You can call me DP from now on!
Sean: Why would I do that?
Chris: Cause I just donkey Punc- OH GOD!!!!
::Chris just get stuck with a sticky grenade by the respawned female gamer::
-See I really don't hate them, cause I get so consumed in my hate I forget that they do respawn and are probably pissed at what I did to their dead digital body.
-Oh and for the earthquake, yeah playing Halo 3 while that went down...which is it's own weird thing, cause Sean went to get up and I raised my voice...I didn't yell...and said "DUDE GET BACK HERE AND FINISH THIS!! WE ARE WINNING!!" he was headed for a door way...pssshhh doesn't he know their are red guys waiting to be shot by us? Wasn't till the next day my co-worker pointed out I cared more about dying in the game then in real life...Which I have to disagree with cause if our team lost, we would have went down in rankings and that's not good. All I'm saying is...we won...that's all that matters.