mistersatan

Is it still socially acceptable to be a complete and utter failure as an adult human being?

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elisabeth:

YES and don't tell me otherwise.

Jan 27, 2008

papawheelie:

do you mean 'socially acceptable' or 'status quo'?

Jan 27, 2008

Okay, so I've been gone a while. I need to know who sucks around here now. Send me a private message if you have to. Don't worry, I'm not gonna DO anything with the information, I just wanna know.

PS- it's okay if the answer is "you". I understand.

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prockgirlscout:

Just admit it. Marriage has made you go soft. Sellout.

Jan 25, 2008

trevallion:

Now that's what I'm fuckin talking about.

Jan 25, 2008

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atomicant:

that wouldn't have got you the zot!

Jan 21, 2008

atomicant:

unless you specifically mention the 'badness', you really can't get the zot for a journal.

Jan 21, 2008

All right, kiddies. I suppose I should fill you in on what I've been up to this past year or so. So here it is, in semi-chronological order.

- My lovely wife and I finally escaped the blistering shithole that is Southern California. We moved to the greater Portland area (okay, Vancouver) and don't regret it at all, no matter what she tells you. Honestly,...
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atomicant:

coffee's still brewing...

Jan 20, 2008

atomicant:

i shit a mcrib.

Jan 20, 2008

I just applied for a job with Google.

In Portland.

Wish me luck, kids. This might be our ticket out of this godforsaken shitpit.

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j3nn:

Good Luck!!!

Jun 16, 2006

samling:

OMG jenny!! good luck!

Jun 16, 2006

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trilobyte:

Good to know you've got your halloween costume sorted out...

~Trilo~

Oct 11, 2005

unravled:

Oct 11, 2005

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vim:

so cute!!...I'm so happy for you two!!

Jun 13, 2005

lemonkid:

That's a good picture.. but I was hopping it would be of you shaking unravled's Dad's hand.

Jun 13, 2005

http://www.sweetawesometours.com

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pip:

That's awesome!

Apr 18, 2005

unnecessaryz:

I should have taken a picture of him throwing up in my toilet for the upcoming New York tour.

...his puke was red. What?!

Apr 19, 2005

Goodbye, guys. It's been a hell of a ride these past couple years, but this concludes our broadcast day.

http://www.mistersatan.com

Email me at mistersatan@gmail.com if you like.

See you around, folks.

-Randy

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unravled:

Me too.

Dec 15, 2004

toads:

good by MisterSatan...my mentor....my insperation...the guy that kicked me off his friends list

Dec 15, 2004

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glassheart:

hmm, oddly the phrase "eat a dick" comes to mind...

happy birthday.

Oct 3, 2004

jpguinness:

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Oh man that is a classic cock...I mean CAKE!!!

Looks like you had a good one!!!!

Oct 3, 2004

Well, here I go again.

*ahem*

Anybody hiring?

*puts gun back in mouth*

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samling:

well, you know i've been posing a lot of questions in my journal....i like the responses i get. a lot of them are well thought out.

Oct 1, 2004

ox45:

Well, how do you look in a thong? If you're looking for some extra cash, you might get a g-string full of ones if you put on a good stage show up at Centerfolds in Crown Hill! I'm sure the sting of shame goes away after a couple of weeks, hehe.

Oct 1, 2004

MisterSatan does not keep a journal on the site.

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cheech:

except for the Double Secret Jaguar one

Sep 29, 2004

xanaxboy:

Mister Satan keeps a journal on the site but he only does entries in crayon! The dog cries when you leave but I'm only good as my last belly scratch. I feel SO USED!!! Nihm will only listen to you...

Sep 29, 2004

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