Okay. We live in a pretty cool time, technology-wise. The internet, cell phones, plasma flat-screens, french ticklers, etc., etc.
So. Here we are, in the twenty-first century (man, that still sounds weird), with a shitload of information within our flabby, sweaty grasp. Mind you, there are still secrets out there; things people don't want you to know (I'm talking to YOU, US government, Dane Cook...
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So. Here we are, in the twenty-first century (man, that still sounds weird), with a shitload of information within our flabby, sweaty grasp. Mind you, there are still secrets out there; things people don't want you to know (I'm talking to YOU, US government, Dane Cook...
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Ah, the weekend. I've been playing Portal and Half-Life 2: Chapter One all day, except when we were forced out of the house to forage for food. Somehow we wound up at the one restaurant that the entire city of Vancouver had picked to eat in on a Saturday afternoon. Oh well.
I almost feel like my life's attained some kind of stabilization these days....
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I almost feel like my life's attained some kind of stabilization these days....
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roxy:
Bring it on!! 
obd:
I find that good whisky is one of the best perks of adulthood.
Installed another server today. This one was a stand-alone, single domain controller for a new network. Interesting to do it via Small Business Server rather than Standard.
In other news, I have to take a really big dump.
In other news, I have to take a really big dump.
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atomicant:
TITTAYS!!!!!!!!!
atomicant:
ok, so i'm a little more sober, but crim is hanging out with his mom and brother today, but the acrop seems to be the consensus for the night. we were going to head there and/or meet him there around 8ish.
you two in?
you two in?
Check it out, y'all. I've been immortalized in print!
The funny part was Erika including both my invention (the cupcakewich) and my prodigious tongue.
Sorry, ladies. You had your chance.
The funny part was Erika including both my invention (the cupcakewich) and my prodigious tongue.
Sorry, ladies. You had your chance.
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obd:
I was thinking more in the entrepeneurial/business sense.
[/Al Bundy]
[/Al Bundy]
sydni:
Well you are. Not everyone else is.
Christ, but it's been a long week. It's getting better, though.
I'm still waiting on that big sack of cash, folks.
I'm still waiting on that big sack of cash, folks.
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samling:
um , yeah it does. and i love myself plenty.
but i want that from someone else.
i have some fucking cute pics of you and the kid. that's how old some of those rolls were.
but i want that from someone else.
i have some fucking cute pics of you and the kid. that's how old some of those rolls were.
samling:
um, you're never done loving yourself.
If you want an explanation of last night's shitfest, I suggest reading unravled's or Erika's journals on what happened. I'm going to run a hot bath and see if I can't ease some of the whiplash out of my neck while reading World War Z (thanks again to atomicant for loaning me his copy). Then I'm going to figure out a solution to...
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atomicant:
first, give me a call or something today. let me know what's up.
and second, feel special. this little digital abstraction represents my 10,000th contribution to this site.
and second, feel special. this little digital abstraction represents my 10,000th contribution to this site.
sexybeast:
Thanks.
I got patted down by a cop tonight!
Also, I get to spend a shitload of money I don't have to get our car out of impound and towed back to our house, across the river!
Fuck it. I'm going to have whiskey for dinner, strip naked and play video games. If anyone needs me, you better have a giant sack of money in your...
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Also, I get to spend a shitload of money I don't have to get our car out of impound and towed back to our house, across the river!
Fuck it. I'm going to have whiskey for dinner, strip naked and play video games. If anyone needs me, you better have a giant sack of money in your...
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volkov:
I would make a joke about whether or not you were caught soliciting, but that situation just sucks too much ass.
though I do have to wonder what it was you did that led to a police officer wanting to touch you.
hope everything's okay.
though I do have to wonder what it was you did that led to a police officer wanting to touch you.
hope everything's okay.
volkov:
well that makes sense. you mght be hiding the proof of insurance there somewhere on your person. or maybe you just forgot that you had it rolled up in your pocket. then how silly would you feel?
Guess who gets to drive to Yakima tomorrow morning?
Still, it'll be the first time I've finished a server install all by myself, which'll be kinda cool. So I'm actually somewhat looking forward to it. The eight hours on the road? Not really. I just hope the install goes okay. I don't think I'll have any major problems- I'm replacing an existing server, so really...
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Still, it'll be the first time I've finished a server install all by myself, which'll be kinda cool. So I'm actually somewhat looking forward to it. The eight hours on the road? Not really. I just hope the install goes okay. I don't think I'll have any major problems- I'm replacing an existing server, so really...
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volkov:
they need to make computers with screw on tap connections like outdoor faucets. then you just take one off the line and put the other on! well....I guess that would kinda ruin your job field. but if anyone ever comes up with it, I want royalties!
I'm sure there are other places you can host the short stories and then just link to them from your journal. that doesn't belong to them.
yeh. Obama's on a roll. He's gotta take at least one more big state (Texas, Penn, or Ohio) though before he can win without the superdelegates being the deciding factor. even then, they could swing the vote.
I'm a little worried about my home state, but I'll be at the polls voting for him...and to make tinfoil hats for the Paulites. I can use the money i make from selling those to buy whiskey!
I'm sure there are other places you can host the short stories and then just link to them from your journal. that doesn't belong to them.
yeh. Obama's on a roll. He's gotta take at least one more big state (Texas, Penn, or Ohio) though before he can win without the superdelegates being the deciding factor. even then, they could swing the vote.
I'm a little worried about my home state, but I'll be at the polls voting for him...and to make tinfoil hats for the Paulites. I can use the money i make from selling those to buy whiskey!
lemonkid:
I'm rooting for Obama.
Huh.
Turns out you can ignore someone on your friends list.
If you can post here, it's not you.
Turns out you can ignore someone on your friends list.
If you can post here, it's not you.
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sydni:
I'm only here to let you know.
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atomicant:
oh, i know. ich spreche deutsche. just wondering if you did.
my favorite was the 'bitte nicht so schnell' sign in fucking, austria.
my favorite was the 'bitte nicht so schnell' sign in fucking, austria.
octegon:
Don't listen to breezy. I'm glad you posted this.
Also, the best part about reading comments here are the out-of-context 2nd, 3rd, and so on responses
Don't listen to breezy. I'm glad you posted this.
Also, the best part about reading comments here are the out-of-context 2nd, 3rd, and so on responses
We went and had expensive teppanyaki for dinner.
Now I'm all farty.
Thanks a lot, Japan.
Now I'm all farty.
Thanks a lot, Japan.
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mrstitches:
How am I supposed to know what I can and can't deep fry if people won't TELL me! This is important information, and I feel like I am intentionally being left out of the loop. Fucking conspiracy if you ask me.
d_day:
Fatass? Me? Boy, you really know how to make a guy feel loved! I miss you lardo. 
Yeah, still wondering if a career in IT is the one for me. Trouble is, I'm not really good at much else. Now in other news, here's some random shit.
- It's snowing outside, which may mean I get to work from home tomorrow. Working without pants = awesome!
- I've been playing Mass Effect all weekend, and I think it's finally turned my brains...
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- It's snowing outside, which may mean I get to work from home tomorrow. Working without pants = awesome!
- I've been playing Mass Effect all weekend, and I think it's finally turned my brains...
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swingkitten:
I'll do my best to try and make it out, we might be doing something family-like that morning, but if not I will come on down.
Either way, need to see y'all. Soonish.
And when you's right, you's right. Winter BALLS. HAW!
Either way, need to see y'all. Soonish.
And when you's right, you's right. Winter BALLS. HAW!
atomicant:
hey, we are going to miss tomorrow night's lost party. because i got tickets to a concert before i knew it was lost night.
question: do you have tivo?
question: do you have tivo?
and apparently patton oswalt used to do ninja readings of that script at live shows until the jerry lewis estate got wind of it...