mistermocha

How the hell am I supposed to take my trip this weekend if I'm about to bounce a bunch of checks!?

I'm suddenly drained of dollars and about to hit negative numbers, just before I have to somehow make enough gas money for an eight-hour drive up north. WTF!?!?!?

http://shift.hallopino.com/latest.html

I found this site from a banner ad at the top of the SG splash page. This is a fucking kick-ass comic!! Corny, suave', well written, and the occasional hot-chick appearance too.

Give it a go!!

Dead, dead.. DEAD!! Every last one of you all is now dead!!

Well, that's what I say when I'm an agent. This is truly an addicting low-tech game of deception, espionage, mayhem, and (the true object of all video games) killing people.

Establish a profile, go on missions, and slaughter other hapless minions as they pursue their own individual quests to reign dominant supreme,...
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Just when I thought my life was complete, I discovered that there was no lesbian representation in my poseable doll collection. The depression that the fine folks at Mattel or Hasbro don't like to promote inappropriate sexual behavior was sending me suicidal, when suddenly I discovered something magical... something equitable... something that revolutionized the way feminism is portrayed in my toy chest.

DYKE DOLLS TO...
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THE PAIN!!!

I just played racquetball and re-injured my ankle. At first I was more upset that I didn't get to play. I felt like I wasted a trip. But now I'm more bummed because I don't want this injury to affect my future hiking expeditions.

Pa-fooey!!

Absolutely nothing to report, sir.

ouch... my teeth hurt. I have cavities to fill. Hopefully, the dentist will be able to take me in on an emergency tomorrow.

How strange is it that I really don't have any desire to be in a relationship? I don't even have any desire to have sex with anyone. I've become perfectly content with being with myself. Is that sad and depressing, or what?...
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Must ... get .... outside.... again ....

I'm talking with a friend of mine about doing some backpacking in the month of August. I have to pick a weekend and negotiate with the baby-mama for some time out. I have to buy a new pair of boots (the last ones I got were defective, and I had to return them).

must... get ... sleep...

it's...
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Recap of the weekend...

Saturday: Got outside! Ate dirt, sucked clean air, and romped around in the woods all afternoon. Good gravy!! That was just what the doctor ordered. Since I live in the city, I can't ever get into the sticks unless I make a big event out of it. My home town is in the middle of the wilderness, and I truly miss...
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Getting outside!!!

So I went to Sportmart this week just to get the coolers that were on sale... a 13 gallon, a lunchbox-size, and a water-jug, all for $15. I ended up picking up a pair of hiking boots and a framed backpack, and dropped $113 for everything.

I really need to get out of civilization for some time. I've been cooped up in the...
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