misterjesus

I have decided to develop the asshole side of my personality, apparently i am not enough of a dick and that's why I am still single.

sounds like BS to me, but I'm willing to try anything at this point.


so here goes


grrr, um football, cars, sports, I have a big willy, grrr.

was that convincing?

edit - ok this is just not working. so um

Yo, I gots Bling and a REALLY big willy. huge, massive, you should call it, Sir Willy, yeah. and um, yeah i drive a big car. and I am too cool for you.

edited again to say

I'm so hardcore they call me "Mister Hardcore"