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Just a little about myself. Oh, and by the way...the name's MisterJesus.
MisterJesus is great. MisterJesus is God. MisterJesus deserves the best.
MisterJesus is the best. MisterJesus was scouted by the Yankees and Rams, and once refused to let Tiger Woods carry his clubs.
MisterJesus can speak Esperanto both fluently and eloquently. MisterJesus doesn't smoke tobacco, crack, or salmon.
MisterJesus for President. MisterJesus the one and only. MisterJesus trained Kasparov and wrote the code for Deep Blue.
MisterJesus beat Deep Blue in chess, UNO, Trivial Pursuit, and Twister. MisterJesus is squeezeably soft and doesn't require ironing.
MisterJesus translates poetry from Swedish to Vietnamese for fun and profit. MisterJesus walks on water. MisterJesus created water.
MisterJesus can fake orgasms and can always tell when you are. MisterJesus is second only to himself. MisterJesus knows exactly what pi is but won't tell anyone.
MisterJesus can woo women with his sensuous and godlike trombone playing. MisterJesus is his own invention. MisterJesus knows you want to be just like him.
MisterJesus is closer than he appears. MisterJesus can hang wet towels off all extremeties. MisterJesus can look and touch. MisterJesus occasionally treads water for four days in a row.
MisterJesus makes Minute Rice in thirty seconds. MisterJesus is the next incarnation of the Dali Lama. MisterJesus doesn't prespire.
MisterJesus has been caller number nine and has won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. MisterJesus makes Dick Clark look old.
MisterJesus is loved by dogs and trusted by children. MisterJesus knows exactly what's in aisle five. MisterJesus has worked for the CIA, FBI, NAACP, and never acts like an SOB.
MisterJesus sleeps with his eyes open. MisterJesus has negotiated hostage situations and once rescued a cat from a tree. MisterJesus defies the laws of physics.
MisterJesus pays his bills on time and donates his federal tax refunds to a local bridge club. MisterJesus breeds prize-winning hamsters.
MisterJesus has won bullfights in Spain, cliff-diving competitions in Acapulco, and spelling bees in Oklahoma City.
MisterJesus recently discovered the meaning of life but didn't bother to jot it down. MisterJesus was the judge for both of the OJ Simpson trials.
MisterJesus writes operas that make you weep like a baby. MisterJesus was riding on the ice berg that sank the Titanic.
MisterJesus is the subject of numerous documentaries. MisterJesus is all of the above. MisterJesus found Herb and has never lost Waldo.
MisterJesus knows what you are thinking. MisterJesus is in a class by himself. MisterJesus is FDA approved. MisterJesus has it all.
MisterJesus does not have premature ejaculation problems. MisterJesus has won several Nobel prizes, but doesn't like to talk about them.
MisterJesus is more than you'll ever know. MisterJesus should be trusted with all your secrets and worldly possessions.
MisterJesus was at Woodstock, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and knows who shot J.F.K. MisterJesus has never told a lie.
MisterJesus does not cause cancer. MisterJesus has seen Elvis several times and was on the ship that crashed at Roswell.
MisterJesus is on the 50,000 dollar bill. MisterJesus can look directly at the sun. MisterJesus has had sex in the Oval Office, the Kremlin, and the circus.
MisterJesus writes epic fortunes for Chinese cookies. MisterJesus is an insider, an outsider, and a confidant of the Kennedy family. MisterJesus is low in fat.
MisterJesus regularly charges windmills and knows the exact location of the fountain of youth. MisterJesus has his own zip code.
MisterJesus can make your dreams come true. MisterJesus is your dream come true. MisterJesus is loved by your mother and admired by your father.
MisterJesus is a reflection of you. MisterJesus takes into account all the world offers and then maximizes that potential. MisterJesus regularly performs brain surgery on himself.
MisterJesus has won the Stanley Cup, Lombardi Trophy, and the America's Cup singlehandedly. MisterJesus is, above all, extremely modest.
Just a little about myself. Oh, and by the way...the name's MisterJesus.
MisterJesus is great. MisterJesus is God. MisterJesus deserves the best.
MisterJesus is the best. MisterJesus was scouted by the Yankees and Rams, and once refused to let Tiger Woods carry his clubs.
MisterJesus can speak Esperanto both fluently and eloquently. MisterJesus doesn't smoke tobacco, crack, or salmon.
MisterJesus for President. MisterJesus the one and only. MisterJesus trained Kasparov and wrote the code for Deep Blue.
MisterJesus beat Deep Blue in chess, UNO, Trivial Pursuit, and Twister. MisterJesus is squeezeably soft and doesn't require ironing.
MisterJesus translates poetry from Swedish to Vietnamese for fun and profit. MisterJesus walks on water. MisterJesus created water.
MisterJesus can fake orgasms and can always tell when you are. MisterJesus is second only to himself. MisterJesus knows exactly what pi is but won't tell anyone.
MisterJesus can woo women with his sensuous and godlike trombone playing. MisterJesus is his own invention. MisterJesus knows you want to be just like him.
MisterJesus is closer than he appears. MisterJesus can hang wet towels off all extremeties. MisterJesus can look and touch. MisterJesus occasionally treads water for four days in a row.
MisterJesus makes Minute Rice in thirty seconds. MisterJesus is the next incarnation of the Dali Lama. MisterJesus doesn't prespire.
MisterJesus has been caller number nine and has won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. MisterJesus makes Dick Clark look old.
MisterJesus is loved by dogs and trusted by children. MisterJesus knows exactly what's in aisle five. MisterJesus has worked for the CIA, FBI, NAACP, and never acts like an SOB.
MisterJesus sleeps with his eyes open. MisterJesus has negotiated hostage situations and once rescued a cat from a tree. MisterJesus defies the laws of physics.
MisterJesus pays his bills on time and donates his federal tax refunds to a local bridge club. MisterJesus breeds prize-winning hamsters.
MisterJesus has won bullfights in Spain, cliff-diving competitions in Acapulco, and spelling bees in Oklahoma City.
MisterJesus recently discovered the meaning of life but didn't bother to jot it down. MisterJesus was the judge for both of the OJ Simpson trials.
MisterJesus writes operas that make you weep like a baby. MisterJesus was riding on the ice berg that sank the Titanic.
MisterJesus is the subject of numerous documentaries. MisterJesus is all of the above. MisterJesus found Herb and has never lost Waldo.
MisterJesus knows what you are thinking. MisterJesus is in a class by himself. MisterJesus is FDA approved. MisterJesus has it all.
MisterJesus does not have premature ejaculation problems. MisterJesus has won several Nobel prizes, but doesn't like to talk about them.
MisterJesus is more than you'll ever know. MisterJesus should be trusted with all your secrets and worldly possessions.
MisterJesus was at Woodstock, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and knows who shot J.F.K. MisterJesus has never told a lie.
MisterJesus does not cause cancer. MisterJesus has seen Elvis several times and was on the ship that crashed at Roswell.
MisterJesus is on the 50,000 dollar bill. MisterJesus can look directly at the sun. MisterJesus has had sex in the Oval Office, the Kremlin, and the circus.
MisterJesus writes epic fortunes for Chinese cookies. MisterJesus is an insider, an outsider, and a confidant of the Kennedy family. MisterJesus is low in fat.
MisterJesus regularly charges windmills and knows the exact location of the fountain of youth. MisterJesus has his own zip code.
MisterJesus can make your dreams come true. MisterJesus is your dream come true. MisterJesus is loved by your mother and admired by your father.
MisterJesus is a reflection of you. MisterJesus takes into account all the world offers and then maximizes that potential. MisterJesus regularly performs brain surgery on himself.
MisterJesus has won the Stanley Cup, Lombardi Trophy, and the America's Cup singlehandedly. MisterJesus is, above all, extremely modest.
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love your accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im gonna make one later today.
i will read swedish or something