Ok. Once, just once, I'd like to go to a doctor that wasn't a pervert.
First off, when you go to listen to someone's chest, you stand off to the side of them, you DO NOT stand and rub your package against the patient's knee so that he can feel the blood flow increasing to your fucking cock.
Secondly, when the patient comes in for an upper respitory problem, you have NO REASON to unbutton his pants, pull down his underwear and check to see if he shaves his nutsack. And you CERTAINLY don't do it UNANNOUNCED.
This is reason #34789204 why I hate doctors.
First off, when you go to listen to someone's chest, you stand off to the side of them, you DO NOT stand and rub your package against the patient's knee so that he can feel the blood flow increasing to your fucking cock.
Secondly, when the patient comes in for an upper respitory problem, you have NO REASON to unbutton his pants, pull down his underwear and check to see if he shaves his nutsack. And you CERTAINLY don't do it UNANNOUNCED.
This is reason #34789204 why I hate doctors.
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twasbrillig:
I once had a dentist that would rest his balls on my hand while he was checking my teeth. Fucking preverts.
synapse:
I always has this particular doctor that would give me like, 15 minute long breast exams, and talk to me and look into my eyes the whole time - creepster. And then would pull on and snap my nipples. Now, I know that you're suppose to squeeze the nipples to check for discharge (ew), but man, the torque she was handling was similar to her firing a slingshot! your doctor does in fact = asshat.