Designated Destruction Day is coming. everyone gets a lame gift and a terrible gift. you pick one to smash because i will have a pink slegdehammer. there will be at least two television sets and plenty of other things for demolition, most likely to be followed by tagging and barbecue.
i'm waiting for it to dry out some, then i'll start scouting good spots and shop around for cheap malfunctioning electronics with good noise potential. the place has to be dry just incase we fuck up the extension cords and have a short with exposed wire.
as it is we won't get a week for the ground to dry out enough untill late march, so you bastards will have time to shop for clothes you'd get dirty in and a smashing implement of your choice to modify.
the location would need:
- plenty of open space
- electricity so we can get static from the tvs and stereos
- minimal interfering traffic [nosy fuckig people and the cops they'll call]
what would be nice to have but isn't absolutely necessary:
- a dumpster. i'm not leaving that smashed shit sitting around
- taggable structures
- plumbing
other stuff needed to make it happen:
- things to destroy
- things to destroy things with
- fire extinguishers [plural. we should have at least 2]
- a loud stereo for music and NOT smashing
- brooms and stuff
what you should bring:
- some kind of face and/or eye protection
- clothes you won't mind fucking up
- a custom smashing device
- food and/or drink for the barbecue. this gets organized once a date is set.
- spray paint
- an appetite
- pent up frustration
- an alibi
i'm waiting for it to dry out some, then i'll start scouting good spots and shop around for cheap malfunctioning electronics with good noise potential. the place has to be dry just incase we fuck up the extension cords and have a short with exposed wire.
as it is we won't get a week for the ground to dry out enough untill late march, so you bastards will have time to shop for clothes you'd get dirty in and a smashing implement of your choice to modify.
the location would need:
- plenty of open space
- electricity so we can get static from the tvs and stereos
- minimal interfering traffic [nosy fuckig people and the cops they'll call]
what would be nice to have but isn't absolutely necessary:
- a dumpster. i'm not leaving that smashed shit sitting around
- taggable structures
- plumbing
other stuff needed to make it happen:
- things to destroy
- things to destroy things with
- fire extinguishers [plural. we should have at least 2]
- a loud stereo for music and NOT smashing
- brooms and stuff
what you should bring:
- some kind of face and/or eye protection
- clothes you won't mind fucking up
- a custom smashing device
- food and/or drink for the barbecue. this gets organized once a date is set.
- spray paint
- an appetite
- pent up frustration
- an alibi
love:
Can I go????
aya:
How does one decrease one's density?