its two o'clock, i'm just waking up. why?? last night a whole bunch of friends and i threw a surprise birthday party for ian, our bassist. during some downtime i was hanging out with stephen, our singer, and andrew, the singer of Five Pointers (the best damn local band you ain't heard'a). we were bored as hell and were talking about cards and andrew says, "gentlemen the game is slapjack..." and i sneak off to get my bag in the other room while he goes through the rules of slapjack in an old time poker dealer's voice. i get back and throw down my SG deck and we start the most hardcore game of slapjack EVER.
the rules:
1. cards are distributed evenly between players face down.
2. players rotate turning over a card from their deck into a central pile untill a jack turns up.
3. when a jack turns up, the first player to slap the jack takes the whole stack.
4. if a joker comes up the first player to hammerfist the joker also takes the stack.
5. if a player incorrectly slaps a card the strack is distributed among the other players.
after i got eliminated the game picked up. stephen ended up with Gwendolyn on the bottom of his deck and was dominating the game. the son of a bitch can count cards so i don't play poker with him anymore unless its on a glass table. after another fast paced exchanges andrew ends up with Al on the bottom of his deck and is trying to keep track of the cards. close ot the end it was going back and forth so much i can't even remember how it ended right now.
HOT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!1
i got into UTD!!! the aceptance letter came in today!
the rules:
1. cards are distributed evenly between players face down.
2. players rotate turning over a card from their deck into a central pile untill a jack turns up.
3. when a jack turns up, the first player to slap the jack takes the whole stack.
4. if a joker comes up the first player to hammerfist the joker also takes the stack.
5. if a player incorrectly slaps a card the strack is distributed among the other players.
after i got eliminated the game picked up. stephen ended up with Gwendolyn on the bottom of his deck and was dominating the game. the son of a bitch can count cards so i don't play poker with him anymore unless its on a glass table. after another fast paced exchanges andrew ends up with Al on the bottom of his deck and is trying to keep track of the cards. close ot the end it was going back and forth so much i can't even remember how it ended right now.
HOT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!1
i got into UTD!!! the aceptance letter came in today!
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You in plano? Thats my homestead.
your slapjack thing is a bit too much for my brain to handle right now or I'd comment. I'm like ...ugh can't read... brain dead.