i bought dianetics in hardcover for a dollar and tried to read it, i was promptly attacked by body rasins and recieved an phone call telling me to stand by for an important message from the international president of the church of scientology. a receptionist interrupted and started talking at me and i hung up on him/her/the alien.
that damn book makes a horrible doorstop, its too big to be a paper weight, and not big enough to be carved out to make a bookshelf gun case.
i must dispose of it.
i don't want to burn it as i am currently unsure of what the book particles may do once agitated by the heat and commigling with the gilt pages. i thought about weighing it down and throwing it into a lake but the possibility of it being snagged and brought aboard some unfortunate angler's boat was a risk i wouldn't take.
the only safe disposal method i could think of is ingestion, page by page, of the book. the bacteria, stomach acids, and my immune system should be enough to handle it. eventually the book will be where it belongs. in the fucking shitter.
another option is constructing a book cannon and firing the book into the gravtational manipulation discs below Space Japan 01 though the possibility the book's dark power is beyond that of even Space Japan to destroy.
that damn book makes a horrible doorstop, its too big to be a paper weight, and not big enough to be carved out to make a bookshelf gun case.
i must dispose of it.
i don't want to burn it as i am currently unsure of what the book particles may do once agitated by the heat and commigling with the gilt pages. i thought about weighing it down and throwing it into a lake but the possibility of it being snagged and brought aboard some unfortunate angler's boat was a risk i wouldn't take.
the only safe disposal method i could think of is ingestion, page by page, of the book. the bacteria, stomach acids, and my immune system should be enough to handle it. eventually the book will be where it belongs. in the fucking shitter.
another option is constructing a book cannon and firing the book into the gravtational manipulation discs below Space Japan 01 though the possibility the book's dark power is beyond that of even Space Japan to destroy.
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oh, and your profile pic is superior even to mine. i suppose that even an old god's eyes would get weak after countless eons have passed.
i've always kinda wanted to read dianetics, but i can only take so much crap at once, and right now my "crap im suffering through only so i know what im talking about when i bash it" slot is being filled with moby dick.