mister_guy

My oh my...been such a long time, yet again, and my wife asked me why I even have this account if I never update. After some thought, I hvae reasons why I don't come to SG all that often. A) It's highly not allowed at work...they don't like the idea of government computers being used to look at naked girls. B) I'm always worried that...
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Well well well...I finally read my last post, and lo and behold, it's the middle of February, just like I said, and things are indeed slowly slowing down. Come the beginning of March, training cycle will be over, and dammit, I'm taking a fucking break from being the go-to-guy for this damn ship. I think a trip to Maui and a trip to Vegas are...
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I know...it's been forever and a day. I've been a busy little man, and finally, I have gotten my damn ESWS pinned on my damn chest...and then pinned and pinned... All in all, things are getting much better, and by the middle of February, they should be much less busy, too...I hope. SO that's all in the land of Jeff for now.
Bye.

...Yeah, there's gonna be some "I told you so's" when this is done.

Someone once told me that new clothes and the like really can make you feel happier, more up-beat, have a brighter outlook on life, etc. Well, I've always been the sort of guy who can survive and thrive off the same shirts and few jeans/pants for months if not a year. I...
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SO I'm finally making progress on the picking of the girls that shall adorn my little piece of the pie. One left, which I declare shall be chosen tonight. SO help me, I will sit here and look at naked girls ALL NIGHT if I must. Ciao for now.

Bah...I have to repick my favorite SG's, and now I've been here long enough to be required to put some thought in to it. Damn. And damn busy schedules and the like, too.

I had a thought in the car...I don't really...yeah, I know where it came from. I was thinking about the fact that I can be perfectly content with little conversation between me and my wife. All I need is physical contact. To me, a touch here, a caress there, is my way of showing my love, a way of showing with a simple gesture, or...
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Oh screw it...I've stolen a survey dealy, but what the hell...hope you don't mind, Mel.

() I've Never Been Drunk
() I've Never Smoked Pot
() I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(X) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
() I've Never Been To Japan
() I've Never Been In A Taxi...
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fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck...and damn all stupid angsty whiny little bitches to hell...and fortunately, none of the people I'm talking about are on SG...
On another note,

Good night, everyone.


A pirate's life for me.

Only one thing to say...Oy Vey...and if it's spelled wrong, or you're rubbed wrong by the rhyme...bugger off.