there was a man on a park bench outside work today not moving. the cops came and shook him. no movement. the medics came. and still no movement. i was telling all the staring customers he was dead to make them feel bad. which i also believed. turns out he was just drunk and passed out. is it bad that i got excited over a 'dead' man in the street?
im getting a surprise tomorrow
I never get surprises
happy valentines day
im getting a surprise tomorrow
I never get surprises
happy valentines day
Mel Brooks once said 'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open
sewer and die.'
[Edited on Feb 12, 2005 12:30AM]