misssmartypants

well i would love to but a.) i'm still at work for another hour or so...and b.) my car is at the Jeep dealership being fixed b/c it died while i was driving the other night.....so i guess you're out of luck....but if there's anything i can do from way down here that will make you feel better let me know...sorry kid

i told you we could make magic....not that i could do magic....i wish i could fly or be invisible or just make things pop out of a hat....but i can't......so you're on your own....just get a bottle of wine, some good tunes, and some porn on mute, and have yourself a good 'ol time

Puke is right. I have no time for such sentiments. You know me: hit it and quit it!

What were you in about 2nd grade when I graduated High School? .

...ew...and you rubbed your boobs on me. I feel like a dirty old man!

hey sexy girlie... i miss you muches and talk about you all the time, i need my other half back, at least for a visit.... i woke up this morning not able to turn my head, stupid sleeping weird, you should be here to help work it out, as it is i had to take a bunch of pain killers and muscle relaxers and im surprised im still able to type.... being crazy by myself isnt nearly as fun as it is with a friend... i love you tons and i hope things are going well

Too fancy huh?

Pfft...you don't need to put an ad in the paper. You are being a little girly lately...I'm not sure I like that. Where's the headstrong shit talker that I fell in love with? Bring that girl back!

I know what you mean though. Maybe you just hit a rut. I mean, it really wasn't that long ago that you were getting more action than Action Jackson.

HA! At least you got that xbox back!

Mac and cheese sounds really effing good right now.

I'm fine at this moment. Yesterday was rough though. No big deal. Some days are better than others.

How was dinner last night?

Thats an awesome night.

it pleases me to know that you have finally come over to the dark side.....i knew you couldnt resist me for too long

there you go again....bringing that high school crush out of me.....and its okay to be a drunkard sometimes....we'll have to kick back a few some time in the near future but not too near b/c i think i have the flu.....and i cant get someone to work for me until 1.....then i have to drive to north carolina to visit my sister whom i haven't seen in over a year....hopefully i will feel better soon....dont drink too much this weekend....but if you do feel free to drunk dial me im sure i'll be bored after the kids go to sleep

awww you know you love me almost as much as you love yourself

of course i will fight with you but i must warn you that i dont care, guy or girl i still fight the same.........and in my experience fighting leads to wrestling leads to magic so be warned you crazy kid you

i love your top, so cute.

that's so funny, i am a firm believer in massages, my back is all geeked out, and i think i might go to school and be a massage therapist. i think my urge to clock bitches in the head would be really, really, really hard to control

im right here baby, talking to you just now made my night, nay, it made me week... i love you... and betty

I love your profile name its pretty funny. I live in Atl as well.

Hey, what does that band sound like? I might need to check them out...

I forgot again to bring your cds to work with me. So, they'll go in the mail tomorrow.

If you move to Aruba, get a 2 bedroom place because I'm moving with you!