missphilthy1

Went to a party,i danced all night!i drank 16 beers and i started up a fight!but now im jaded,youre out of luck im rollin down the stairs,TOO DRUNK TO FUCK!too drunk to fuck,to drunk to fuck!I like your stories,i like your gun,shooting out cop tires.Sounds like louds and louds of fun,but im in my room,wish you were dead.you ball like the baby in eraserhead.TOO DRUNK TO FUCK!too drunk to fuck!Its all i need right nowTOO DRUNK TO FUCK!too drunk to fuck,too drunk to fuck!Im sick,soft,gooey,and cold.TOO DRUNK TOO FUCK!Im about to drop,my heads a mess.The only salvatin is ill never see you again.You give me head,it makes it worse!Take out your fucking retainer,put it in your purse!TOO DRUNK TO FUCK!your too drunk to fuck!Its all i need right now,oh baby im melting like an ice cream bar.oh baby and now i got diarrhea!TOO DRUNK TOO FUCK