RANT TIME.....RANT TIME......GATHER ROUND!!!!!
My name is NOT Martha....Martha is a fucking old ladies name.....My name is MELISSA........MELISSA....GOT IT???GET IT????? Do I sound like I was born in 1917? What the Christ??????
So Yeah I explained that I work with Medical Ins...so I have to Call Ins companies all day looong....soooooo
I call up Unicare....and all their reps are from some middle eastern country....whatever the only thing that bothers me is that they dont speak english well enough and they ALWAYS mistake my name for MARTHA.....first couple of times...ok fine....but after a while of everytime I call...I get Called Martha....I start to flip out.....
Moral of the story......
NEVER CALL ME MARTHA....Ill cry...
ROUND TWO:
Why the FUCK do I have to come to work every fucking day and be stressed out about what my fucking boss is going to bitch at ME about.....only me....she fucking hates me....she fucking targets me Fuck if I know why....
I mean even my supervisor came over to me today and said that she feels bad for me that I am being targeted...and they are like closer than close.....and she even feels bad for me.....FUCK!!!!!!!!!
I fucking Hate that bitch.....go away you fucking nit picking, evil, ignorant twit....
Moral of the Story.....
DIE BITCH DIE.....
My name is NOT Martha....Martha is a fucking old ladies name.....My name is MELISSA........MELISSA....GOT IT???GET IT????? Do I sound like I was born in 1917? What the Christ??????
So Yeah I explained that I work with Medical Ins...so I have to Call Ins companies all day looong....soooooo
I call up Unicare....and all their reps are from some middle eastern country....whatever the only thing that bothers me is that they dont speak english well enough and they ALWAYS mistake my name for MARTHA.....first couple of times...ok fine....but after a while of everytime I call...I get Called Martha....I start to flip out.....
Moral of the story......
NEVER CALL ME MARTHA....Ill cry...
ROUND TWO:
Why the FUCK do I have to come to work every fucking day and be stressed out about what my fucking boss is going to bitch at ME about.....only me....she fucking hates me....she fucking targets me Fuck if I know why....
I mean even my supervisor came over to me today and said that she feels bad for me that I am being targeted...and they are like closer than close.....and she even feels bad for me.....FUCK!!!!!!!!!
I fucking Hate that bitch.....go away you fucking nit picking, evil, ignorant twit....
Moral of the Story.....
DIE BITCH DIE.....
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Great joke