J: August 24th dude.
M: WTF are you talking about?
J: August 24th dude.
M: Besides that being my ex's bday, what are you talking about?
J: That's when you'll have your baby. That or four days before or after.
M: J, you know that's in four days right? And four days before is today and four days after is one month before my due date. Where is this coming from?
J: I'll tell you later. I just have a feeling, I think I know, he's coming on the 24th.
M: (close to 9 hours later) J, out with it. What is August 24th all about?
J: I saw it. The stars will be perfectly aligned between those days and they told me someone I know will have her baby. It's between you and another girl I know, but she's like a month behind you.
M: J, you're crazy. But, it could happen. But that's in four days! Four days J!!
Needless to say, I have EVERYTHING I need now for baby. This kid is getting expensive. But I'm glad I no longer have to spend hundreds at a time. Ya know, he didn't have anything but me. He's gotta have stuff and things.
A woman once asked, "Do you plan on breastfeeding?" "Yes, of course I do." "Well, then dear, all you need is you, a good rocking chair, a good pillow and the baby."
A nice chuckle out of that. Frighteningly true however.
M: WTF are you talking about?
J: August 24th dude.
M: Besides that being my ex's bday, what are you talking about?
J: That's when you'll have your baby. That or four days before or after.
M: J, you know that's in four days right? And four days before is today and four days after is one month before my due date. Where is this coming from?
J: I'll tell you later. I just have a feeling, I think I know, he's coming on the 24th.
M: (close to 9 hours later) J, out with it. What is August 24th all about?
J: I saw it. The stars will be perfectly aligned between those days and they told me someone I know will have her baby. It's between you and another girl I know, but she's like a month behind you.
M: J, you're crazy. But, it could happen. But that's in four days! Four days J!!
Needless to say, I have EVERYTHING I need now for baby. This kid is getting expensive. But I'm glad I no longer have to spend hundreds at a time. Ya know, he didn't have anything but me. He's gotta have stuff and things.
A woman once asked, "Do you plan on breastfeeding?" "Yes, of course I do." "Well, then dear, all you need is you, a good rocking chair, a good pillow and the baby."
A nice chuckle out of that. Frighteningly true however.
Almost took a half day.. But naahhh. I tuffed it out.
Oatmeal raisin cookies are amazing, by the way.
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