misshelena

i'm getting my mutha fuckin hair chopped today!


that's what im bringing her to work from. i think i might do the blonde in the back like that too. hawtness. i'll take mucho pictures too.

got my drug test done today for my new job. i couldnt fucking piss at first. i wanted to reach in there, tear out my bladder, and squeeze the piss into the cup. oh the wonderful imagery you must have.

the kitten just got hair all over me. beautimus.