Word up my home fries !
I'm still recovering from my 12 HOUR BIRTHDAYDAY PARTY ! I'm so not fucking kidding
My house is beyound trashed and my yard is missing a patch of grass 
Highlights inculde ( but are not limited to)
A homemade bomb set off in my yard
My friend making out with a tall british chick in my back yard ( after which they left together to do what she refered to as "nasty" sex)
My friend Chance passing out cold from over drinking
Me getting bit by a spider
Me seeing a dark shadow move accross my lawn at 6:30 in the morning.
Now off to write all you crazy kids
I'm still recovering from my 12 HOUR BIRTHDAYDAY PARTY ! I'm so not fucking kidding
My house is beyound trashed and my yard is missing a patch of grass
Highlights inculde ( but are not limited to)
A homemade bomb set off in my yard
My friend making out with a tall british chick in my back yard ( after which they left together to do what she refered to as "nasty" sex)
My friend Chance passing out cold from over drinking
Me getting bit by a spider
Me seeing a dark shadow move accross my lawn at 6:30 in the morning.
Now off to write all you crazy kids
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armadillofuzz:
sounds like you had a good birthday. rock on. 
anticus:
mmmm...little soft, batty hug.