Heat + job stress = 
Or so I found out today..... but it was one of those god fearing vomits that feels almost euphoric afterwards... ah it hurts to laugh. See un like most who get the flue in the winter ... I get it in the summer ... sort of a kick off 
The best thing about being sick is grossing out all of those around you .... I can't just quiely erp into a trash can... I feel the need to be loud and take everyone else around me down too
My favorite observation was that McDonalds french fries taste the same going down as they do coming up... I pointed this out to my mother once and she ran out of the room
Ok so if you're still reading this after I spent the first half of this post talking about vomit you're my new best friend
Anyone else have funny sick stories ?
I love you all.
Jess
Or so I found out today..... but it was one of those god fearing vomits that feels almost euphoric afterwards... ah it hurts to laugh. See un like most who get the flue in the winter ... I get it in the summer ... sort of a kick off
The best thing about being sick is grossing out all of those around you .... I can't just quiely erp into a trash can... I feel the need to be loud and take everyone else around me down too
My favorite observation was that McDonalds french fries taste the same going down as they do coming up... I pointed this out to my mother once and she ran out of the room
Ok so if you're still reading this after I spent the first half of this post talking about vomit you're my new best friend
Anyone else have funny sick stories ?
I love you all.
Jess
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Anyhoo. when I throw up it's a big noisy deal.. with burst blood vessels in my eyes and blood in my vomit from the pressure that my body exerts.. it hates to throw up. I could never be bulimic. I'd have a fucking aneurism.