Hey you crazy kats ! guess who's NOT going to have a baby !?! ME !!
Now to never ever have sex again .......mawhaha.
I have been sick for 2 weeks now and I don't know why...and when I don't know why I'm sick I jump to conclusion that I'm pregnat and that my life is over.
*sigh*
You know we shold really all just learn to be friends and masturbate ... no more wondering what the other person really thinks of you ... no more siting up by the phone because someone is 4 hours late and you fear they are dead .... no more having to share a bed with a person who has funky feet.
Ah but who am I kidding ? I'm a fucking cancer who needs to be loved.
Now to never ever have sex again .......mawhaha.
I have been sick for 2 weeks now and I don't know why...and when I don't know why I'm sick I jump to conclusion that I'm pregnat and that my life is over.
*sigh*
You know we shold really all just learn to be friends and masturbate ... no more wondering what the other person really thinks of you ... no more siting up by the phone because someone is 4 hours late and you fear they are dead .... no more having to share a bed with a person who has funky feet.
Ah but who am I kidding ? I'm a fucking cancer who needs to be loved.
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anticus:
The Human Bat episode of X-Files was on today and I thought of you.
caddi56:
good for you... now you know what kissing leads to.