I'm drunk. I had happy hour with a few friends. Then I got laid and it was fucking great! 
Now, I'm just drunk and too scurrrred to lay in bed for fear of the crazy stomach stuff bringing issues on me.
Now, I'm just drunk and too scurrrred to lay in bed for fear of the crazy stomach stuff bringing issues on me.VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
thedarkness:
Lucky bastard. 
sandman3030:
Yay for getting laid.