missbernie

i have the WHOLE day off! woo! my friend dee may come over later and get me motivated to clean up. i've been lazy and enjoying my new couch

waiting is not one of my string points. i had my second interview yesterday for the new job. they should call today or tomorrow and let me know if i get it or not. sigh. cross your fingers for me. i think the interviews went well but, any of you who know me know i worry about everything.

ok, SO i currently work at a department store in the shoes department. and i was coming up the escalator near handbags and i saw this:

This is the new Dooney and Bourke $210 Emma Bag.
IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT DOG!
wtf were they thinking?? i hope i see some asshole carrying this handbag so i can ask them if they want mustard on that. retards.





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UPDATE!!

I GOT THE JOB!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!