missadoodikins

Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

There is neither egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.



im depressed. i feel so fucking lonely. i have all these things to do and nothing gets done cuz i feel crappy. *curls into fetal position and cries herself to sleep*