i'm a weakling
must share icky man story
(sorry inara, i know you already heard it)
so... last summer there was a guy working on the house across the street from ours
we met (him, yesh and i)... whatever... lives in oregon, does carpentry stuff, was lonely, mid forties, we went out for pizza once...whatever...
i always thought he was creepy, yesh thought he was fine
we both agreed he was a total bullshitter though... the guy told us he could fucking leap onto the roof a building...
and that the government made him disappear in the arctic and shit
haven't seen him in months...
i'm not home alone very often as yesh and i share a car...
but
i
was
last
night
about 9:30 he knocks on the door...
i fucking let him in
oh and whenever yesh was out of earshot he would always start talking about sex...(always = maybe twice)
so...i paid bills...he talked about dumb shit
and said he should go
i did dishes he kept talking
and said he had to go
i smoked a cigarette, and another, and another
and then he did what i knew he wanted to do all night
he began to recount every fucking pervy thing he's ever done
now, i'm a pretty tough girl, a guy walks up to me on the street and
i tell him to get the fuck away from me...
a guy approaches me at a bar...i have no problem taking care of it
but, i was scared of this guy...
so i let him talk
fucking gross
he left at 12:30
yesh got home shortly after
i showered and read and slept
and then i dreamed about tuffy
wtf
anyway
i'm here
and i'll be at pho tomorrow
and i
...
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must share icky man story
(sorry inara, i know you already heard it)
so... last summer there was a guy working on the house across the street from ours
we met (him, yesh and i)... whatever... lives in oregon, does carpentry stuff, was lonely, mid forties, we went out for pizza once...whatever...
i always thought he was creepy, yesh thought he was fine
we both agreed he was a total bullshitter though... the guy told us he could fucking leap onto the roof a building...
and that the government made him disappear in the arctic and shit
haven't seen him in months...
i'm not home alone very often as yesh and i share a car...
but
i
was
last
night
about 9:30 he knocks on the door...
i fucking let him in
oh and whenever yesh was out of earshot he would always start talking about sex...(always = maybe twice)
so...i paid bills...he talked about dumb shit
and said he should go
i did dishes he kept talking
and said he had to go
i smoked a cigarette, and another, and another
and then he did what i knew he wanted to do all night
he began to recount every fucking pervy thing he's ever done
now, i'm a pretty tough girl, a guy walks up to me on the street and
i tell him to get the fuck away from me...
a guy approaches me at a bar...i have no problem taking care of it
but, i was scared of this guy...
so i let him talk
fucking gross
he left at 12:30
yesh got home shortly after
i showered and read and slept
and then i dreamed about tuffy
wtf
anyway
i'm here
and i'll be at pho tomorrow
and i

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and what's with this pho? where and when tomorrow?