miss_lady

Ok, today the best friend and I are having another round of tattoo time! I've decided to just go ahead and fill up the inside of my lower left arm. I don't know if it will all happen today ($$$) or not, but I'd like to go all out. Haha, I can probably kiss that nice job I applied for at the Ritz-Carlton spa goodbye. Oh, my priorities.

Those of you who know me in person know that I like to embarrass myself on a daily basis. I got my Most Humbling Moment for today over with early after my Starbucks run. I was speeding through my quaint neighborhood, full of a triple-shot latte, Underworld pumping, when I thought I could take on a massive mud pit. They have been installing a new sewer system in my neighborhood for what feels like a year now, and everything's a fucking MESS, so to blow off the frustration I like to plow through the dirt mounds in the No Thru Traffic areas. Haha, will someone please wash my truck? Well, today I met my match. I got thoroughly stuck in mud, and because I felt like an asshole, I was hitting the gas really hard to try to quickly get out of there before anyone noticed. HAHAHA, yeah, that worked! 3 nice guys eventually pushed me out. Thank you, dudes.

I'm going to start doing Daily Humbling Moments with every update so you all can delight in what a retard I am. Any stories YOU would like to share about your own personal triumphs over common sense are welcome! NOTHING is too stupid for me, so please share away!

Ok! I gotta git ready for tattoo time! Elektra_Descends: please be careful driving over, haha! She's already had her own fun experience running over construction parts in my yard and fucking up her car.

Love, miss_lady