This quick journal update is titled:
I Hate Dogs.
My big calico Sheila slipped out into the backyard as my husband was bar-b-queing, and we thought we'd just let her roam around closeby instead of running after her. So she's minding her own business, eating grass or lizards, and here comes this big doofus asshole dog who's always getting loose and fucking up our backyard. He chased her up a tree, and they both hopped the fence into the other neighbor's yard. Here comes the owner, looking like he's going to have a heart attack from having to put down his beer and run after his stupid dog. My husband is yelling, other neighbors are seeing what the fuss is about, the hyper asshole dog is running circles around all of us. I finally caught my poor cat, who's still panting an hour later, and smells like that fucking dog! I guess the dog licked her? Fortunately there's no bite marks. I had a really sweet cat get EATEN BY A RANDOM, ASSHOLE DOG in my yard 2 years ago, so I'm really glad that was not the outcome this time. Burying your mangled cat before work sucks. Ok! On that happy note, Six Feet Under is on! Keep your fucking dog in your house (and I'll keep my fucking cats inside), Love, miss_lady
I Hate Dogs.
My big calico Sheila slipped out into the backyard as my husband was bar-b-queing, and we thought we'd just let her roam around closeby instead of running after her. So she's minding her own business, eating grass or lizards, and here comes this big doofus asshole dog who's always getting loose and fucking up our backyard. He chased her up a tree, and they both hopped the fence into the other neighbor's yard. Here comes the owner, looking like he's going to have a heart attack from having to put down his beer and run after his stupid dog. My husband is yelling, other neighbors are seeing what the fuss is about, the hyper asshole dog is running circles around all of us. I finally caught my poor cat, who's still panting an hour later, and smells like that fucking dog! I guess the dog licked her? Fortunately there's no bite marks. I had a really sweet cat get EATEN BY A RANDOM, ASSHOLE DOG in my yard 2 years ago, so I'm really glad that was not the outcome this time. Burying your mangled cat before work sucks. Ok! On that happy note, Six Feet Under is on! Keep your fucking dog in your house (and I'll keep my fucking cats inside), Love, miss_lady
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i feel for you, i had my kitty attacked by a husky off-leash, in my living room. i had so much adrenaline i picked up the dog and threw it out the front door.
give your kitty my love.