Whew. My "woman's time" as my semi-gay friend calls it (you know who you are, mary 
) is hitting me pretty hard, so I hit back. After a healthy dinner of macaroni and "cheese" washed down with some straight vodka (Ketel One, No Control), I hit da club with my good time party girl fellow fake redhead Laura. '90's Brit Pop Nite, oh yes. Right away I saw my baby boy McG, who almost made me cry when he announced that he's moving to L.A. this month. 
Nooooo why is everyone leaving Florida for L.A.? I was in L.A. for a couple of days, and yes I can see why, but come on I don't want to be the only cool person left in Mousetown....
So anyway, we all got our dance on, but I never quite "dropped it like it's hot!" as G suggested
. Maybe the tight jeans held me back? Laura and I admired the eyeliner and fauxhawk boys, and then she spotted who we call the hottest girl EV-AH: this girl who's like 6 feet tall w/ long dark hair who smokes her cigarette in some vaguely European way. Of course she was with some dork. They played Modest Mouse, and ok I guess I kinda get why people love them so much. I handed out some business cards, and tucked away the Vicoden Laura gave me because I didn't know what the effect would be w/ cheap vodka. She seemed fine, but I didn't want to have yet another "Oh look Karen's going to faint" episode. I guess I'll take it when I have back pain? Oh, I love my substance-abusing friends....
Slept in just a little, heh heh. My first call today was from my charming, rich as hell client who asked "are ya gonna come over and do me?"
I think I said "Yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you?" He likes to be flirtatious, but it will never go anywhere. Oh, but he's such a nice guy, such a family man 
. Whatever--just let me give you a painful massage for an hour and give me my money. What I really love is the huge crucifix over his bed---what a joke. I'm putting off my sexual harrassment til tomorrow, because I'm leaving for my friend's company party at a Disney resort. We have our little party dresses all picked out, and since I'm not in a dress too often, maybe I'll upload a pic.
Today's Musikk:
German electro courtesy of Jiatsu_Kamikaze
Today's Thought:
Nothing too deep, I can assure you
Today's Mood:
Perky at the thought of tonight's open bar
Oh yeah, I should also say....
Let's have a moment of silence for Rick James. As someone already said, "Rest in peace, bitch".
(Still thinking of when he had that girl locked up in his basement...)
kyss, elskede (heh heh, DOBERMANN, do they know what I'm saying?)
*********Edited to add**********
I don't understand all the zombie stuff, or why people tattoo the inside of their lip. Don't even get me started on chopping off half your finger....
) is hitting me pretty hard, so I hit back. After a healthy dinner of macaroni and "cheese" washed down with some straight vodka (Ketel One, No Control), I hit da club with my good time party girl fellow fake redhead Laura. '90's Brit Pop Nite, oh yes. Right away I saw my baby boy McG, who almost made me cry when he announced that he's moving to L.A. this month. Nooooo why is everyone leaving Florida for L.A.? I was in L.A. for a couple of days, and yes I can see why, but come on I don't want to be the only cool person left in Mousetown....
So anyway, we all got our dance on, but I never quite "dropped it like it's hot!" as G suggested
. Maybe the tight jeans held me back? Laura and I admired the eyeliner and fauxhawk boys, and then she spotted who we call the hottest girl EV-AH: this girl who's like 6 feet tall w/ long dark hair who smokes her cigarette in some vaguely European way. Of course she was with some dork. They played Modest Mouse, and ok I guess I kinda get why people love them so much. I handed out some business cards, and tucked away the Vicoden Laura gave me because I didn't know what the effect would be w/ cheap vodka. She seemed fine, but I didn't want to have yet another "Oh look Karen's going to faint" episode. I guess I'll take it when I have back pain? Oh, I love my substance-abusing friends....
Slept in just a little, heh heh. My first call today was from my charming, rich as hell client who asked "are ya gonna come over and do me?"
I think I said "Yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you?" He likes to be flirtatious, but it will never go anywhere. Oh, but he's such a nice guy, such a family man . Whatever--just let me give you a painful massage for an hour and give me my money. What I really love is the huge crucifix over his bed---what a joke. I'm putting off my sexual harrassment til tomorrow, because I'm leaving for my friend's company party at a Disney resort. We have our little party dresses all picked out, and since I'm not in a dress too often, maybe I'll upload a pic.
Today's Musikk:
German electro courtesy of Jiatsu_Kamikaze
Today's Thought:
Nothing too deep, I can assure you
Today's Mood:
Perky at the thought of tonight's open bar
Oh yeah, I should also say....
Let's have a moment of silence for Rick James. As someone already said, "Rest in peace, bitch".
(Still thinking of when he had that girl locked up in his basement...)
kyss, elskede (heh heh, DOBERMANN, do they know what I'm saying?)
*********Edited to add**********
I don't understand all the zombie stuff, or why people tattoo the inside of their lip. Don't even get me started on chopping off half your finger....
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im moving down there next tuesday
im psyched
ill be closer to "mousetown"
so maybe that will balance out your friends moving - humor me like it does
hope the family is hanging in there
I've been meaning to post the pic of Isabella on my parents' fridge; it's her at the top of our front-room curtains. I told you she used to be a climbing nut. Also on the fridge is a pic of our last cat to die, DC. She just plain grew old (or was terminally ill too?) and I remember carrying her outside (because she couldn't do anything herself) the day before my dad had her euthanized. I can't remember when that was... maybe 5 years ago or so. Anyway, I'm going to dinner soon, but yeah, we've had other cats too, going back over years....