Is it just me or does this happen to everyone?
Every fucking time I go near any form of superglue I ended up having some kind of incident...
I already have on my CV time spent glued to a tap, the shower door, and with the tube of superglue stuck to my thumb, and am currently languishing with my thumb and index finger stuck together...
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Every fucking time I go near any form of superglue I ended up having some kind of incident...
I already have on my CV time spent glued to a tap, the shower door, and with the tube of superglue stuck to my thumb, and am currently languishing with my thumb and index finger stuck together...
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napally:
And re-reading my post, I didn't glue my fingers together on purpose! It was an accident 
padre:
it happens to me every time... no worries
I *heart* UK Hip Hop
Listen to the lyrics, hilarious!
Listen to the lyrics, hilarious!
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anonymousreality:
Hi! Thanks for the friend thingy!
Those lyrics have to be fake, surely?
Those lyrics have to be fake, surely?
xpain:
nice I like the original pirate material record a lot....hehehe...this song is goooood! like ice cube said...FUck the Police!! hehehehe my cat just brought me a tiny little ratatouille mouse...poor thing, was all shackin and stuff...but i got him well, gave him food and released him into the gardens again...lol. well at least my cat can hunt...no need 2 buy more felix food hahaha. well, i will just in case 
like ice cube said...FUck the Police!! hehehehe my cat just brought me a tiny little ratatouille mouse...poor thing, was all shackin and stuff...but i got him well, gave him food and released him into the gardens again...lol. well at least my cat can hunt...no need 2 buy more felix food hahaha. well, i will just in case So... badrobot just drew my attention to the week-oldness of my blog... So, I guess I better write a new one. Hmmm. Utterly uninspired today. Labouring under a hideous cold and a double delayed action hangover from Thursday and Friday night...
Now last week Sunday saw me get very upset about the impendingness of Monday, only for Monday to see me getting loads of free...
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Now last week Sunday saw me get very upset about the impendingness of Monday, only for Monday to see me getting loads of free...
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I fuckin hate Sunday night 
Come on Monday, I know you're there waiting, why don't we just get on with it?
Cunt
Come on Monday, I know you're there waiting, why don't we just get on with it?
Cunt
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charliebuoy:
But don't you wish you could keep that last bit of the weekend? I went snowboarding on Sunday night so I liked mine hehe. Hi, I'm Charlie. I'm trying to say hi to a few more people from the UK on here. So hi! Cx
badrobot:
Sundays start hopeful but always end up promising more than they can ever deliver...
Alas I really don't think I'll ever wear Cyberdog hotpants again, though I have hung onto them sentimentally for some time, to be fair the era ended rather messily some time ago... 
I'm having a clearout of some old raver / cyber goth type stuff. The music just gives me a headache, and I don't think I'll get away with those shorts in Pizza Express....
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I'm having a clearout of some old raver / cyber goth type stuff. The music just gives me a headache, and I don't think I'll get away with those shorts in Pizza Express....
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orchid:
mmm tea i'm gonna make a cup too! How do you have yours? xx
miss_kitten:
Earl grey, no milk, little bit of brown sugar (unless I'm having biscuits, then there's no sugar...) Lol
Hello 
OK so I've been on holiday hence lack of replying to any messages etc and I will post up pictures of my adventures when I get the CD with them on out of the car where I have foolishly left it...
Been to Newquay and caught up with all my old mates down there, drank many pints in my old local, hung out on...
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OK so I've been on holiday hence lack of replying to any messages etc and I will post up pictures of my adventures when I get the CD with them on out of the car where I have foolishly left it...
Been to Newquay and caught up with all my old mates down there, drank many pints in my old local, hung out on...
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ortus:
Finally more pictures? I await with baited breath. 
Glad you had good times on your holidays.
Did you read Charlie today? The 'War on Spiders' starts here!
Glad you had good times on your holidays.
Did you read Charlie today? The 'War on Spiders' starts here!
miss_kitten:
bollocks! i forgot about charlie!!!
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spamtwo:
or take up scuba diving, then you could have enjoyed the 'summer'. less chance of breaking something as well
dirtydoctor:
Hello! Hope you're well!
Have you considered snowboarding in Bulgaria? It's dirt cheap out there, so shouldn't stretch your budget!
Have you considered snowboarding in Bulgaria? It's dirt cheap out there, so shouldn't stretch your budget!
The guilty pleasures of miss_kitten
I know I shouldn't be I
:
Subway
Now I'm a committed veggie so I stay right away from McDonalds and the like, but Subway Veggie delights, on cheese and herb bread, with everything and extra mayo are SO DAMN FINE! Evil franchise schemes, crushing of small local businesses, homogenization of every high street in the country (and soon the...
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I know I shouldn't be I
: Subway
Now I'm a committed veggie so I stay right away from McDonalds and the like, but Subway Veggie delights, on cheese and herb bread, with everything and extra mayo are SO DAMN FINE! Evil franchise schemes, crushing of small local businesses, homogenization of every high street in the country (and soon the...
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nokturn:
I'll match your guities:
*I love subway, but there are so many good local sandwich bars where I work so I'm balancing your support of corporate evil!
*I admit to using the 'sorry I don't have protection' test with the last girl- she said it doesn't matter, I said sorry but no. Surefire way to know if somebody's thought it through or not.
Girls who don't know what they want... yeek.
*All wars are now about oil. Religion is such an over-used reason!
I don't drive so I'll even you out on that too!
*I don't trust drugs... mainly as I don't trust pharmacuticals.
*I'd read trashy mags if they really had pics of celbs slashing their wrists but otherwise no.
So it's OK, I just cancelled out your sins!
Can you cancel mine??
*I love subway, but there are so many good local sandwich bars where I work so I'm balancing your support of corporate evil!
*I admit to using the 'sorry I don't have protection' test with the last girl- she said it doesn't matter, I said sorry but no. Surefire way to know if somebody's thought it through or not.
Girls who don't know what they want... yeek.
*All wars are now about oil. Religion is such an over-used reason!
I don't drive so I'll even you out on that too!
*I don't trust drugs... mainly as I don't trust pharmacuticals.
*I'd read trashy mags if they really had pics of celbs slashing their wrists but otherwise no.
So it's OK, I just cancelled out your sins!
Can you cancel mine??
ortus:
As far as guilty pleasures go, I think that I am single handedly keeping the Greggs bakers below my office in business. The French Bread Chicken Pizza is delightful, as are the Chicken Club sandwiches. The bacon butties are so quick, cheap and nasty that I have developed quite the habit. Plus there's one girl in there who overloads on the bacon just for a little extra value. Dripping with grease, it's practically a heart attack in a barm. 
I still have to try your Sweet Chilli Mayo Mix.
"Mix two parts FULL FAT mayo with one part sweet chilli dipping sauce."
That should be on the cards soon.
Have a good week, honey.
x x x
I still have to try your Sweet Chilli Mayo Mix.
"Mix two parts FULL FAT mayo with one part sweet chilli dipping sauce."
That should be on the cards soon.
Have a good week, honey.
x x x
pmonkeyesquire:
JL so crazy!! I love her!! I like how she always acts a lttle stoned, a little brain damadged. She hotness!
How to wind up miss_kitten 101
OK, I like to have a little vent from time to time so here's how to drive me fucking mental:
* As previously mentioned, stand too close to me, particularly in queues. ARE YOU LISTENING OLD MAN AT THE BANK?!?!
* Likewise, drive too close to me. Are you blind? Control your vehicle! In fact, just fuck off.
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OK, I like to have a little vent from time to time so here's how to drive me fucking mental:
* As previously mentioned, stand too close to me, particularly in queues. ARE YOU LISTENING OLD MAN AT THE BANK?!?!
* Likewise, drive too close to me. Are you blind? Control your vehicle! In fact, just fuck off.
*...
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Feeling rather pleased with myself as I am having a story published in a collection of erotic short stories called Tie Me Up - out in August from XCite books
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theduke:
Hey congratulations! That's great news
miss_kitten:
Thanks for the support guys
Woot!
I have just had a piece of writing on ethnic fetish accepted by Black Heart Magazine.
It's currently on the front page of their website, or follow the link here
Here's a celebratory Gogo Yubari clip
I have just had a piece of writing on ethnic fetish accepted by Black Heart Magazine.
It's currently on the front page of their website, or follow the link here
Here's a celebratory Gogo Yubari clip
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ortus:
Happy birthday sweetheart.
Hope you had a tip-top day and have been treated like the princess that you are!
Hope you had a tip-top day and have been treated like the princess that you are!
dirtydoctor:
Sorry I missed your birthday! Hope you had a great day!