Well, haven't blogged in so long and when I do it's to be a big dirty capitalist. How very rude.
Anyway, I'm poor, so, yeah... buy my stuff.
All kinds for sale here: eBay including back issues of Bizarre and Scarlet magazine, erotic fiction and memoirs books, clothes and assorted bits and bobs.
Just got this set up too: Etsy selling handmade jewellery and occasional...
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Anyway, I'm poor, so, yeah... buy my stuff.
All kinds for sale here: eBay including back issues of Bizarre and Scarlet magazine, erotic fiction and memoirs books, clothes and assorted bits and bobs.
Just got this set up too: Etsy selling handmade jewellery and occasional...
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New fad alert: I want to be in a band. A ska punk band. New fad due in approximately 3 days.
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reuben:
Haha me tooooooooo. I nearly was once, that's how I met my ex. Played the trumpet for years... just never did anything useful with it.
acika:
me too! I always wished I could sing... that'd be sweet to be able to play any intrument!
Move over governmental rage, it's time for technology rage!
OK, so Windows Vista... meant to be faster, slicker, more utterly exciting and life changing than XP, but NOTHING FUCKING WELL WORKS ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bluetooth dongle: known compatibility issues. Memory stick. Nuh uh. FUCKING CAMERA: 'I can't see a camera. No camera here'. 'It's plugged in your side, all ready to go'. 'What? *plugs ears with...
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OK, so Windows Vista... meant to be faster, slicker, more utterly exciting and life changing than XP, but NOTHING FUCKING WELL WORKS ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bluetooth dongle: known compatibility issues. Memory stick. Nuh uh. FUCKING CAMERA: 'I can't see a camera. No camera here'. 'It's plugged in your side, all ready to go'. 'What? *plugs ears with...
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synyster_uk:
And you cant even delete it and put xp on, i have been trying for ages. I have written for Terrorizor, Rolling Stone and Big Cheese but i mostly do independant stuff and sell it on.
Yes crashes suck, especially when i can find my driving licence to get a hire car, i dont know if i have packed it up and shipped it over already !!
Yes crashes suck, especially when i can find my driving licence to get a hire car, i dont know if i have packed it up and shipped it over already !!
gujsel:
hey my fantastic friend ....have a magic vday !!!!a big big hug for you !!!
Anyone else self employed? Anyone ready to kill someone over their tax return?
Anyone tried to SORN a car before? Anyone find that they're more than happy to take your money but rather reluctant to give it back and have engineered a cunning selection of website and automated phoneline jiggery pokery to prevent reclaiming of money?
Anyone just fucking hate the system?
Anyone tried to SORN a car before? Anyone find that they're more than happy to take your money but rather reluctant to give it back and have engineered a cunning selection of website and automated phoneline jiggery pokery to prevent reclaiming of money?
Anyone just fucking hate the system?
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superduke:
yes, and yes actually.
the system sucks asses.
and not clean asses either no no no, dirty smelly unwashed asses.
the system sucks asses.
and not clean asses either no no no, dirty smelly unwashed asses.
ki1:
burn it, burn it all down. anarchy baby, anarchy. 
whose squeezing you?
whose squeezing you?
Well, lets put that rather unfortunate festive season behind us eh? New Year was no better than Christmas due to excessive Valium consumption (the spell checker insisted I put a capital letter for Valium. How quaint). Thanks for all the sympathy for the murdered car, for those I haven't yet bragged to I am now the proud owner of a BMW E36, which my friends...
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anaphalaxis:
They know that at the top of the river is some sweet sweet lovin'
I know I'd keep trying!
However, it does beg the question of why they can't just fuck downstream instead...
I know I'd keep trying!
However, it does beg the question of why they can't just fuck downstream instead...
brightredscream:
Damn your car is SO cute
To demonstrate how much Christmas displeases me I decided to drive at high speed through a signpost, a hedge and two wooden fences,completely demolishing them all and my car - and probably my chance of getting insurance on anything faster than a 2CV ever again - spending lunchtime in the back of a police van getting interrogated and breathalized and making sure all and sundry...
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bikerben:
You're not on here often enough 
autumnfade:
saw your post in the 'cars' group good to see your alright
if the new religon is about speed count me in sounds wicked,
How's the E36?-luv it?
if the new religon is about speed count me in
sounds wicked,
How's the E36?-luv it?
I hate Christmas, hate it hate it hate it ......
Hate trying to do normal stuff in town while all the mindless fools are staggering around with their prams and fucking Argos bags getting in the way, hate the fucking stupid brass bands and those little nutty things they sell that smell all Dickensian - I've never eaten them, they might be nice, but the...
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Hate trying to do normal stuff in town while all the mindless fools are staggering around with their prams and fucking Argos bags getting in the way, hate the fucking stupid brass bands and those little nutty things they sell that smell all Dickensian - I've never eaten them, they might be nice, but the...
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bikerben:
Happy Christmas Miss S
From Pippa the unwilling
From Pippa the unwilling
gujsel:
hey my sweet lady ...how are you ??? for you today i want a fantastic christmas....fantastic like you !!!
the questions plaguing me today
* I've got the rest of the day off work, should I tidy up and do something creative or should I stick a DVD on and stuff my face?
* Should I bleach my hair so I can get it red or will it fuck it up?
* Why is screen wash pouring out of the boot of the car?...
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* I've got the rest of the day off work, should I tidy up and do something creative or should I stick a DVD on and stuff my face?
* Should I bleach my hair so I can get it red or will it fuck it up?
* Why is screen wash pouring out of the boot of the car?...
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bikerben:
I was going to type something incredibly witty and funny, but its 11.58pm and I'm too tired 
ki1:
just came accross your blog. you still frustrated?
I am angry
The things that have made me angry: In no particular order, except that I'm starting with the stockings for Ortus cos he asked and he's the only one who reads this anyways...
The stockings, or lack of
OK, so, Friday night is burlesque night. I have the perfect dress which is 40s vintage and very demure and with the right accoutrements will...
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The things that have made me angry: In no particular order, except that I'm starting with the stockings for Ortus cos he asked and he's the only one who reads this anyways...
The stockings, or lack of
OK, so, Friday night is burlesque night. I have the perfect dress which is 40s vintage and very demure and with the right accoutrements will...
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sophie_ski:
Ha ha love the rant.....know how you feel, thought id let you know primark do seamed stockings for 2!!! although probably too late now
although probably too late now 
ortus:
Up somewhere in the top right of your keyboard is a button that says 'Print Screen'. Hit that button, then go into Photoshop or your preferred image editing software (score bonus points if you use MS Paint like me), click edit, click paste, and voila ................... a screen capture of whatever was showing when you hit the Print Screen key.
Crop to size and share.
Enjoy your Monday tomorrow, safe in the knowledge that I am off and will be tucked up snugly in bed. Revenge is sweet.
Here's hoping Mr. Brooker cooks something up to brighten your day.
xxx
Crop to size and share.
Enjoy your Monday tomorrow, safe in the knowledge that I am off and will be tucked up snugly in bed. Revenge is sweet.
Here's hoping Mr. Brooker cooks something up to brighten your day.
xxx
What fresh hell is this?
I think it has actually happened; I have choked on my own vomit, died, and woken up in hell.
Those little signs in cars, 'small person on board' etc, which make me want to run people off the road for being, just, SICKENING.... Some sick twisted fuck has started making personalized ones. I have just seen 'grandson Lewis on board'...
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I think it has actually happened; I have choked on my own vomit, died, and woken up in hell.
Those little signs in cars, 'small person on board' etc, which make me want to run people off the road for being, just, SICKENING.... Some sick twisted fuck has started making personalized ones. I have just seen 'grandson Lewis on board'...
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ortus:
No way did your cool slip. At any point. 
How's that burlesque outfit coming along?
How's that burlesque outfit coming along?
miss_kitten:
Indeed I am even cool when I'm on my arse
Funny you should ask 'bout the burlesque outfit... I am about to blog the biggest rant of my life, and the outfit is one tiny part of it. See above, just so you don't have to read it all, I'll start with that....
Funny you should ask 'bout the burlesque outfit... I am about to blog the biggest rant of my life, and the outfit is one tiny part of it. See above, just so you don't have to read it all, I'll start with that....
Just got back from Flame and Thunder at Santa Pod, well happy Was like a kid in a sweet shop. Ate way too much junk food and spent a load of money going on the dodgems
Jet cars, top fuelers, Japanese drift stuff, monster trucks, and run what you brung this morning ruled by a mk1 golf running a 10 second quarter mile and only...
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Was like a kid in a sweet shop. Ate way too much junk food and spent a load of money going on the dodgems
Jet cars, top fuelers, Japanese drift stuff, monster trucks, and run what you brung this morning ruled by a mk1 golf running a 10 second quarter mile and only...
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anonymousreality:
Wow, that sounds amazing - I'd love to go to one of these. No idea if there's ever any anywhere near me though
OK, it is *checks calender* October 29th, and I have just encountered my first set of Christmas lights.
Can I say for the first, but I'm sure not the last time this year ... I REALLY FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I say for the first, but I'm sure not the last time this year ... I REALLY FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gujsel:
oh ...why you hate christmas? i hate all festivity .....a big kiss for you my sweety 
a lots of kisses to you