Sweet Disembowled Satan WHAT A NIGHT! Last night was every form of mayhem short of violence. It was the lovely Tron's birthday and Stace and I decided to head over to see the hot cunt. 'It's only Tuesday they wont be doin anything..' WRONG!!!
It all started at Flanagans pub, where I copped shit all arvo about being sXe and sober, with a few of the more classic ppl like Tron, Gatto and Tyler and a couple of punk fags. Lots of laughs were had, and everyone was havin too much fun. Then we trekked to Tyler's place, which after a while got tired and annoying Stace and I snuck off to have our own little party, which was kick ass, until we were interupted by a stupid fucker that will remain anon who must have thought this was a live porn show, and proceeded to beat off! Now after that it gets a bit rank so i wont go any further. But to say the least, That guy is lucky I didnt kick the shit out of him. I told him to suck a tranny's dick and went and had a shower. Stupid cunt.
Anywho, Stace and I went into the lounge room and chatted to Tron until 4 a.m I started dozing off, then i get this bright fucking light in my eyes. I look up and its the same Fucker form before shining his phone light on my face!! God that guy had a death wish! But Tron made it better by singing dont fear the reaper to me. And a few random songs. Bless his heart, that guy rocks!
I feel asleep on a crappy bean bag in front of the heater, and at six heard someone step over me. I rubbed the offending leg and said "whos that?' And looked up to see the Lovely Tyler resplendent in his underwear. Hahaha Lifes good
So Stace and I dragged our nasty asses back out bush. I worked for 2 shitty hours, and decided I cant b e fucked bustin my ass today. I'm haggard as fuck and I dont even drink!! Ah well. Anyway. it was hella fun, and slightly wrong. Everything you could ever want in Life!!
It all started at Flanagans pub, where I copped shit all arvo about being sXe and sober, with a few of the more classic ppl like Tron, Gatto and Tyler and a couple of punk fags. Lots of laughs were had, and everyone was havin too much fun. Then we trekked to Tyler's place, which after a while got tired and annoying Stace and I snuck off to have our own little party, which was kick ass, until we were interupted by a stupid fucker that will remain anon who must have thought this was a live porn show, and proceeded to beat off! Now after that it gets a bit rank so i wont go any further. But to say the least, That guy is lucky I didnt kick the shit out of him. I told him to suck a tranny's dick and went and had a shower. Stupid cunt.
Anywho, Stace and I went into the lounge room and chatted to Tron until 4 a.m I started dozing off, then i get this bright fucking light in my eyes. I look up and its the same Fucker form before shining his phone light on my face!! God that guy had a death wish! But Tron made it better by singing dont fear the reaper to me. And a few random songs. Bless his heart, that guy rocks!
I feel asleep on a crappy bean bag in front of the heater, and at six heard someone step over me. I rubbed the offending leg and said "whos that?' And looked up to see the Lovely Tyler resplendent in his underwear. Hahaha Lifes good
So Stace and I dragged our nasty asses back out bush. I worked for 2 shitty hours, and decided I cant b e fucked bustin my ass today. I'm haggard as fuck and I dont even drink!! Ah well. Anyway. it was hella fun, and slightly wrong. Everything you could ever want in Life!!
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I probably would have hit the creepy guy in the face though.
Honestly, sometimes I wonder about people