So we are meant to update this are we??? Well how about I write a story with the smilies...
Once there was a
girl who was in 
with a pirate 
and a 
pig. When the nosy cat 
found out about the two timing skank he got 
and punched the biotch 
in her face, for the cat loved her too. The cat had punched her pretty hard because then her 
swelled up and she 
ed and 
said the pirate the 
is better in bed anyway...
Once there was a
girl who was in with a pirate and a pig. When the nosy cat found out about the two timing skank he got and punched the biotch in her face, for the cat loved her too. The cat had punched her pretty hard because then her swelled up and she ed and said the pirate the is better in bed anyway...