On How I Am A Complete And Total Pussy
a slightly drunken essay by Heather McHeather
So I showed up at your show tonight only to discover to my horror that it was this casual, personal sort of thing and so, in horror, my friend and I decided not to go, as we'd have none of that lovely cover of anonymity and we are shy in that stupid extroverted way. Instead we were going to head to Arabica for a bit to kill time before meeting some people later on, but as we was walking down Hessler your friend randomly invited us in from the street and seeing as I do not have the balls to explain that I am in fact a random and rather bored girl who has vaguely talked to you on a PORN SITE we pretended not to know of the show, went in, looked around for a bit, drank some of your quite horrid red wine, gave my email address to your friend, and left. So basically, hallo, I'm heather, I was the kid with the reddish hair and glasses who was with the pretty blonde girl. Nice to meet you.
Oh, and, as someone who has no idea what she's talking about, I really, really liked you art.
a slightly drunken essay by Heather McHeather
So I showed up at your show tonight only to discover to my horror that it was this casual, personal sort of thing and so, in horror, my friend and I decided not to go, as we'd have none of that lovely cover of anonymity and we are shy in that stupid extroverted way. Instead we were going to head to Arabica for a bit to kill time before meeting some people later on, but as we was walking down Hessler your friend randomly invited us in from the street and seeing as I do not have the balls to explain that I am in fact a random and rather bored girl who has vaguely talked to you on a PORN SITE we pretended not to know of the show, went in, looked around for a bit, drank some of your quite horrid red wine, gave my email address to your friend, and left. So basically, hallo, I'm heather, I was the kid with the reddish hair and glasses who was with the pretty blonde girl. Nice to meet you.
Oh, and, as someone who has no idea what she's talking about, I really, really liked you art.
[Edited on Jun 28, 2003]