I like cookies... especially the oatmeal-raisin ones..
oh and when they're on sale, two for one, my day
is made... i'm simple, like a bug. Whenever girlfriends of my friends bake something tasty, i ask for my share... ok I don't' ask, I demand. But they all know me and put up with that... girls have a way with food... and therefore me... but if you think that's all i'm gonna say today, you're definitely wrong. So last night I slept on the couch downstairs. If you've ever been to my house (non of you actually have, but we can pretend can't we) you know that the couch is not very comfortable to sleep on. Plus it's sort of short and my legs
ended up sticking out half way. I came home took my tie and my jacket off, put Mr. Blue Eyes on the turntable and fell asleep... Sinantra is not something you should listen to when you're sleeping. Just take my advise. It's like doing
acid while giving birth... Or something surreal like that. Wow, that was a really good description. Can you imagine?! Needless to say, I didn't sleep too well. Today is going to be the same. So freaking surreal. Infrared dreams. Walking ghosts and flying lizards. You have to hit the bottom to start from the top. Bring me with you and bury me by your side. I will not try to get out, I swear. My fingernails have been broken a long time ago. Dig, dig that hole. Honey. Sweetie. Darling. Love me.
oh and when they're on sale, two for one, my day
is made... i'm simple, like a bug. Whenever girlfriends of my friends bake something tasty, i ask for my share... ok I don't' ask, I demand. But they all know me and put up with that... girls have a way with food... and therefore me... but if you think that's all i'm gonna say today, you're definitely wrong. So last night I slept on the couch downstairs. If you've ever been to my house (non of you actually have, but we can pretend can't we) you know that the couch is not very comfortable to sleep on. Plus it's sort of short and my legs
ended up sticking out half way. I came home took my tie and my jacket off, put Mr. Blue Eyes on the turntable and fell asleep... Sinantra is not something you should listen to when you're sleeping. Just take my advise. It's like doing
acid while giving birth... Or something surreal like that. Wow, that was a really good description. Can you imagine?! Needless to say, I didn't sleep too well. Today is going to be the same. So freaking surreal. Infrared dreams. Walking ghosts and flying lizards. You have to hit the bottom to start from the top. Bring me with you and bury me by your side. I will not try to get out, I swear. My fingernails have been broken a long time ago. Dig, dig that hole. Honey. Sweetie. Darling. Love me.
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mistressmissy:
someone else likes oatmeal rasin? i rarely find anyone that likes oatmeal rasin 
i can make all sorts of cookies. for you though, id make the best cookies ever...7 layer. as long as you're not allergic to any of the ingredients 
dont wanna kill you now.
i can make all sorts of cookies. for you though, id make the best cookies ever...7 layer. as long as you're not allergic to any of the ingredients dont wanna kill you now.
citrus:
*sigh*