hey everyone!
i have come to a very important conclusion -- old people should NEVER, EVER get naked in public. i know this seems like a logical deduction, but people, believe me - you have no idea how horrific it really is until you see it with you own eyes! As a bartender, i tend to see a lot of ridiculous behavior that few others get a chance to witness. But, this one takes the cake. This older couple came in last night (maybe late forties, early 50s?) they were our only customers, since last night was totally dead. they were having a good time, drinking and what not and it was fine. but, then they played "You Shook Me" by AC/DC and it all got really ugly... the guy took off his shirt out on the dance floor and then started to gyrate around and pull down his pants. i have it on good authority from the DJ that his dick was actually showing. Soooo nasty! Then, he pulled her shirt up and they moved over to the bar and proceeded to make out half naked on the bar.
Ohhh, the horror. i am scarred for life. And, i get to go back for more tonight! 
i'm just hoping everyone will keep their clothes on...
I hope you all have a fun Friday night!
love to you all
i have come to a very important conclusion -- old people should NEVER, EVER get naked in public. i know this seems like a logical deduction, but people, believe me - you have no idea how horrific it really is until you see it with you own eyes! As a bartender, i tend to see a lot of ridiculous behavior that few others get a chance to witness. But, this one takes the cake. This older couple came in last night (maybe late forties, early 50s?) they were our only customers, since last night was totally dead. they were having a good time, drinking and what not and it was fine. but, then they played "You Shook Me" by AC/DC and it all got really ugly... the guy took off his shirt out on the dance floor and then started to gyrate around and pull down his pants. i have it on good authority from the DJ that his dick was actually showing. Soooo nasty! Then, he pulled her shirt up and they moved over to the bar and proceeded to make out half naked on the bar.
Ohhh, the horror. i am scarred for life. And, i get to go back for more tonight! i'm just hoping everyone will keep their clothes on...
I hope you all have a fun Friday night!
love to you all
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peckman80:
it almost makes me want to stay over here, but on the other hand i would rather see a couple of naked americans strip down and make out (with or without the help of viagra) than have to live with a bunch of stinky dudes for a year and look at robed iraqi women and wonder if they are hot under all those layers!
pete:
Heheheh 