Yesterday I:
- woke up with a limp
- broke a lid from a glass jar
- got the shards of glass in my hands
- scraped my wrists on some of the larger pieces
- burned myself with boiling water
- stubbed my finger
- cut my thumb with a huge knife whilst chopping vegetables
How can I be so clumsy? Luckily today no such thing has happened. If only I had a nice boy to bandage me up ^-^
xx
- woke up with a limp
- broke a lid from a glass jar
- got the shards of glass in my hands
- scraped my wrists on some of the larger pieces
- burned myself with boiling water
- stubbed my finger
- cut my thumb with a huge knife whilst chopping vegetables
How can I be so clumsy? Luckily today no such thing has happened. If only I had a nice boy to bandage me up ^-^
xx
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Nice boys don't exist, we were all transformed Lost Boys-style many years ago and now only evil blood pumps in our veins
You should come along to the SGUK Birmingham shin-dig, help save us from getting eaten by the local cannibals