i love reading the daily star as i know most of it is complete bollocks.
It provides comedy not found anywhere else.
but most tabloids are horrid things.
Oh children, I've had such a terrible day. I stayed up until four this morning putting the finishing touches to a presentation I was going to present today... I thought... if I'm doing it at all, I may as well do it properly. So I stayed up making it look gorgeous, and make sense, completely confident that my hard work/sleep deprivation would pay off.
im not the kind of person to describe things well but your stuff reminds me of his in style sometimes rather than content, for instance i bet you never drew a picture of elvis popping down the shops.